Week 7 By Flesh and bone-Flesh i’m tired! How much further must we go, my bones weren’t made for this much walking.
-Shut your mouth Bone, atleast you have some! Can you imagene the effort it takes to be upright.
-Ehh, Flesh is that a mirrage or is there a gate over there?
-That is not a mirrage Bone, we found it, The gate that will take us to Apohis!
-Why do we wanna go to him Flesh, was that your plan all along?
-That’s right Bone, no hurry up!
Knocks on door…………….Knocks again…………………Knocks another time………..-Who ever it is that is knocking at this time! Wan’t be knocking anymore very soon!
-eaack, Flesh lets run he will kill us!
Door opens.-Who are yo…Flesh, Bone…..Wow what are you guys doing here? So nice to see you come in, come in. Make yourselfs at home, can i get you anything must have been a hard walk.
-You are not gonna kill us?
-Now why would i do that? You guys are Legends, now tell me what ae you doing here, did the God of Blood give you some time of?
-Weeeellll, you can kind of says that.
-We fled head over heals, he was gonna eat us, he blamed us for not giving him enough meat.
-Ha ha ha ha, He always had a very nice sence of humor the old chap.
So what can i do for you lads?
-We are looking for some work.
-And a place to stay.
-Oh, I’m really sorry mates, i don’t hire right now, you are welcome to stay for awhile, but that is all i can do. And that is only due to me being a fan, otherwise you would be out in the desert head first.
-But what are we gonna do with this weeks SBTS, Flesh? It’s our turn.
-We will write it anyway, No one can prevent Flesh!
-and Bone.
-Yes, and Bone from getting the best news out there!
-So lets dig in to this weeks results.
-Please don’t say dig Flesh, It reminds me of a grave and that is a place i really don’t wanna be in.
-Don’t be so over sensitve, Bone!
-Don’t say over it makes me feel like there is soil over me head and that i’m lying in a grave.
-You said that already, lets just get started on this week.
-So what are we gonna talk about?
-Injuries offcourse what else?
-But we have no records of injuries so far .
-We just make do with the ones this week.
War Elephants 23 Raptors 20 (OT) -Flesh, Lots of ankles(no actual once were) were bitten this week as the
Raptors lived up to their reputation, the most severe was a hand (must have been a mistake) of RDE
John Fontana who is out 5 weeks with a doubtful infected bite wound.
-Bone, When it comes to trampled dinosours then
Mehmet Vextrixmust wish that he was extinct as the rest of them after his hand got stepped on , Five tons of elephant will make a very flat hand, but as it’s only a probable we will se him again next week.
Phoenix 16 Elders 27 -Flesh, Will the
Phoenix rise from the ashes after a beating like that?, we will see, what we do know is that the Elders took a page out of the
Raptors gamebook and just a cane to smash the ankle of
Timmy Fogerty a 3 week Probable.
-Bone, The age is showing as the old bones of the
Elders break easily, both
Joseph Mount and
Paul Dombrowski will be out a couple of weeks with a broken foot and a severed leg, there might be some screws involved to get the brittle bones to stay in one piece.
Fools 3 Anarchy 6 -Flesh,
Bangton Drums of the fools must have been looking around to hard for any
Anarcist to tackle because he snapped his head so hard that is neck was twisted, he is out for 4 weeks until the doctors figure out how to turn his head to looking forward again.
-Bone, Looking backwards might be an advantage sometimes! We can say the same thing about
Michael Shepardson and
John Jones who will spend the next 5 and 4 weeks looking at their toes with necks not able to lift the head.
Tardigrados 10 Arrows 7 -Flesh, Even more teams taking after a certain tactic, as the arrows shoot RB
Larry Larsen in the ankle preventing him from using it for 7 whole weeks maybe they can send some tips to the jurassic era on how to do it properly.
-Bone, How a Tirdigrado can even injure someone is beyond me, have you seen how small they are, despite the tiny size they managed to inflict 5 injuries the most severe one was of DT
David Godina, who will be out for 6 weeks with a broken neck, wondering what happened
Paris 17 Harbourmasters 10 -Flesh, The
Harbourmasters called upon the wrath of the seas to punish
Tutti Supertonic who will have to get his hand sewd back on after being hit by a rough wave, Out for 4 weeks also 4 more injuries were the result of that wave including
Nonklebing and
La Vache-Encore.
-Bone, DT
John Mole got a little bit to happy after the wave struck so he jumped and landed badly, so bad infact that he broke his leg in 4 different places he will be out for 6 weeks with a lesson learned not to celebrate to much in the future.
Slamhounds 10 Auctioneers 16 -Flesh, DT
Emilio Campbell must wonder if it was a raptor in hiding that snuck up on him as his ankle surley seen better days, it’s a miracle that his foot stayed on and he will have 8 weeks to think about what could have happened and were his foot might have ended up.
-Bone, An auction will be held to raise money for a knee replacement for DT
Robert Caroll, but until that is arranged he will take some painkillers and play trough the pain, check in later for updates for the when the auction will be held.
Baguettes 31 Philly 9 -Flesh, I guess the cheese guys know how to shake hands as they mangled both
Kevin Moffet and
Tiny Tinas hand when the players thanked eachother after the game, maybe it was as a revenge for the beating the team took.
-Bone, RDE
Cassie Hoodwink got a taste of the cured and very hard bread served this evening by the
Baguettes, must have been a special recipe, that most definatly didn’t include any cheese , Cassie is Doubtful for 9 weeks after the bread hit her knee.
Rhinos 20 Violent Vermin 0 -Flesh, The vermin didn’t have much to say against the much bigger Rhinos, RB
David Nae have some bruises on his upper leg but nothing that a cold bag of peas can’t handle and we will see him in the next game.
-Bone, On the other side of the field, pieces of trampled critters are picked up by the groundkeeping staff, an arm belonging to
Christopher Breit was found half burried. Why did i say burried it makes me think of the grave again!!!!
Crazy Wolves 6 Dragons 30-Flesh, Something positive to say, for the
Wolves, even if it’s hard to find is that nothing to severe happened to any players C
Lou Slocomb will be looking a little bit more to the left then usual for the next 3 weeks.
-Bone, Would have been better if he was looking right!
-Flesh, You think you are so funny.
-Bone, Sure do. Well as mentioned by Flesh this was a very friendly game as even the
Dragons didn’t suffer anything to really talk about,
Zang Ba will have some pain from his broken nail but nothing that some pedicure can’t fix.
Sharknado 17 Lions 30 -Flesh, After this game i guess we know who will win in a fight between Lions and Sharks, and the answer is Lions, 6 injuries in total for
Sharknado most damage was taken by
Steve Stubbs as the leader of the lion pack got a taste for his knee which puts him out for 9 weeks.
-Bone, The lions are licking their wounds after this game, happy that it wasn’t so bad, since the list of injuries now adds up to a total of 12 players, this week
Wayne Snyder took the force of a head on attack from a ruthless shark, but it was only a glancing blow and he will be back next week.
Kings 24 Earthquake 3 -Flesh, The Monarchy and it’s castle stood rock steady during the slight tremble, only LDE
Dwaýne Bedlam was hit by some falling debri but as it was just some dust he will just have to wash his arm and he will be ready for next week.
-Bone, Cought in the rubble was DT
Wesley White who ended up with his led cought under a tree, not what the Earthquakes was counting on they have to tell him that standing beside one as the ground is shaking is not the best idea.
Prodigies 3 Soneros 44 -Flesh, 3 more players were added to the
Prodigies growing list of injuries, but since most of them are only probables the damage is not so hard, this week
Marvin Jones streched his arm a little to much and will maybe be out for 2 weeks, it will be up to the coaches to decide.
-Bone, SS
Paul Heckman bent his hand in a strange angle and the doctors were baffled that it was possible, they did mangage to get it back to normal again, but he will have to be carefull for the next 2 weeks
Rampage 6 Corpses 19 -Flesh, This was not unexpected since we all could have guessed that a corpse really can’t do much to the living, they are dead after all,
Gregory ”Pappy” Boyingt did get stuck in the ribs of one of them and got some small cuts on his hand and needed a tetnis shoot to be sure he hadn’t cougt anything infectius.
-Bone, Why do I have to talk about the corpses you know i have a fear of death,
-Flesh Don’t be such a wuzz, Fine I’ll do it, 3 of the corpses will take a little rest in the ground including CB
John Lang, but as they really can’t fell any pain all of them will be back next week.
Lengths 9 North Stars 26 -Bone, DT
Michael Keillor seem to have developed a limb on his left leg after this game , but it doesn’t look to serious, definatly not as serious as the season for the Lengths, they really nedd to figure out how to pull it toghether.
-Flesh, What are you talking about, that last part had noting to do with injuries.
-Bone, I didn’t know what else to say.
-Flesh Just stick to the injury part, and talking about that the North Stars must be wondering what hit them 6 injuries isn’t Reasonable at all, RG
Jonathan Lane will most definatly ask that question as he could be watching from the sidelines for up to 6 weeks.
Screamers 7 Mean Machine 12 -Flesh,
Eric Gordon lived up to his teams name as you could hear him for 5 miles when he screamed in agony as he held is mangeld and broken foot in his hands as it got stuck in the cogs, we won’t be seeing him on the field for the next 8 weeks.
-Bone, Taking on a machine made of steel is not a very good idea, but being one surley is, not even a dent on the newly washed surface and the machine rolls of the field looking just as prestine as i did rolling on.
Robins 9 Echidnas 23 -Flesh, Small birds might be hard to catch but once they are, they are easy to break, proven by
Kent Burks whos foot was cought in a branch on the field, they really need to clear those things to prevent any nasty injuries to happen.
-Bone, Better a bird in the hand then ten in the forest, might not be something that FB
Francis Globular can agree on, as he had to many birds nibbling at his ankle so that you could actually see the bone when they were done, 8 weeks of watching the birdfeeder for him
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