It's time for your Season By The Script halftime report card.
BC NorthNorth Miami Beach RailridersComing into the halfway point the Railriders have a 7-1 record, leading the division by a game and with a 6-0 conference record. The Pilots and Cubs have come closest to taking a win off them in recent games as the early scoring prowess shown by NMB seems to have stalled. Why are the Railriders on top? They're certainly benefiting by having the 7th oldest team in the league - more experience means more position XP. Keeping the ball on the ground (fewest pass attempts in the league) means that while Fodor's run average isn't great it's good enough to move them forwards and deny the opposition the ball. More likely however is that the Railriders lead the league in turnover margin. Mistakes by the opposition being capitalised upon.
Playoffs? Yes, probably as division champs. They only have one team with a winning record to play (Raptors) and that one could decide the division. Ulaanbaatar RaptorsThe Raptors' two losses this season have come at the hands of the Earthquake in week 1 (meaningless 7-9 loss, it's week one, it's not a form guide) and a thrashing at the hands of division rivals North Miami Beach on the road in week 6. The Raptors are battered with injury right now and while most are probables you still don't want double digit dinged-up players on your roster. That said a 39-10 smackdown against Portland shows what they're capable of while simultaneously killing the Pilots' aspiration of a playoff run. The Raptors also boast the youngest team in the division giving them a realistic shot at running the table for the next few seasons.
Playoffs? Yes. Top-seeded wildcard looks very likely at this point. If they can overcome the Railriders in week 13 the division title isn't impossible. This week's game against Philly is the toughest test they have in the remainder of the season.Portland PilotsThe Pilots are a better team than their record suggests. Their losses have come against Stockholm, North Miami Beach, Ulaanbaatar and Hong Kong. Okay the last one was probably just unlucky. Having shut out the Slamhounds convincingly 2 weeks ago however the Pilots aren't to be taken lightly. They've a very experienced team but their ground game is really letting them down. Despite favouring the run the average per carry is ranked 29th overall while their yards per pass attempt is best in league. Maybe time to review some playcalling choices. If anything the month-long injury McGuire is looking at should force that change of direction.
Playoffs? A fighting chance. Much depends on whether they can retool their offense to be more effective. They are at risk of losing out to either Montevideo or Zena however. If they lose against the Prodigies this week they're probably done for the year.Edlington AnarchyIf you wanted evidence that the first season after foundation is a bit odd, how about the winless Anarchy comfortably taking their first win of the year by beating the (at the time) perfect record Echidnas? With every team relying on maybe a handful of players with the remainder of the roster being made up of filler material an awful lot of games are a coin flip. The Anarchy roster looks decidedly like the walking dead with almost as many players injured as fit. A massive amount weighs on the shoulders of ageing quarterback Barry Scott who has been known to miss his pocket when trying to put his hand in it - this is not an accurate QB. A mid-table offense and 30th ranked defense. The Anarchy could very easily lose every game from here on... but they could just as easily win them all. Such is the nature of this season.
Playoffs? No. Nope. Not going to happen.BC EastStar City SlamhoundsEvery season there's a division where no team looks like they want to win it, welcome to the BC East. The Slamhounds are leading the way with a 4-4 record and a roster of just 46 players, the smallest in the league. On the plus side they have an offensive line that is probably one of the best in the league but they lack both the passing and rushing stars to take advantage of it. This is evidenced by a 22nd rated offense and 22nd rated defense. So, mediocre on both sides of the ball. They've a mixed bag still to play with 2-3 wins looking probable but they'll need to play well for any more than that.
Playoffs? Only if they win the division, which they might do with a losing record.Sumpan Crazy WolvesStarting your franchise with an 0-5 record is disheartening, but then you land 3 wins in a row. Sure, those wins aren't against the best teams in the league while the losses all came from teams who currently sport winning records. Maybe Sumpan have been victim of a tricky schedule? We'll find that out this week. A second game against the Cubs could make all the difference to their season and potentially put the Wolves in the driving seat in the east. They have Donald Brown in the QB shirt. He's a 10 year veteran, 2nd overall pick in the league, 90 QB rating... he should be dominating but isn't. The team's passing ranks are below average, in the 20s, and their offense overall is poor. On the plus side they sport the league's best pass defense. So where's the problem? Receiving talent? Pass protection? Play selection? Got to be one of those. If they can figure out where the issue lies they should be a contender.
Playoffs? They're the most likely team to win the BC East, but only if they can fix their passing game.Bohemian CubsThis is a team that hasn't worked out what they're doing. Putting aside the week where running back Smith got to play as QB (132 yards, 46% completion, 2 interceptions... we've seen worse) they haven't settled on a QB despite the fact that it should obviously be Kingsley. Leading RB Hussey is close to 500 yards for the year, on track to make the thousand club but he's taking an awful lot of attempts to get there. A 2.9 yard rushing average is not something you want on your trading card. This team gives up fewer penalties than any other time, which helps, but their offense just isn't fit for purpose just yet. They've a lot of winnable games coming up but I'd be surprised if they land more than a couple in the run-in.
Playoffs? Not this year. A second place finish is possible but it'll be with a losing record.Catacol WildcatsYoungest team in the league. Remember that. It means that not one player on the team fully understands their position, likely understands the plays even less. Every single player is a rookie. It was inevitable that they'd struggle this season. They do have plenty of offensive talent however. It's talent that doesn't know what it's doing, but if they keep the core of this offense together they could be the BC East team of the future. Starting QB Quincy currently sports a rating of 16.3. 14 interceptions in 8 games. Not a pretty sight. They have the worst rated offense in the league and match that with the worst rated defense. If you're looking for the worst team in the league, go no further, you've found it. Better days are ahead in future seasons and I could see a week 14 or 15 divisional victory possible.
Playoffs? Hah. First pick? Probably.BC SouthStockholm North StarsA new league! The North Stars leading their division! Some things change, some don't. The injury to Palmer Hall against the Slammers in week 7 is a big deal, although not the end of the road for Stockholm who overturned divisional rivals Zena with a decent spread this week. Hall had been arguably their primary offensive weapon but Tyrone Parker has stepped into the #1 RB slot and done the job well so far. More impressive is QB James Marrero. A year 3 boomer, Marrero sports a 108 QB rating with 10 TDs and just 1 interception. All this adds up to the #6 ranked offense which, when paired with the #2 ranked defense makes the North Stars a very tough opponent. The week 15 game against Paris is quite possibly going to be an Electrobowl preview.
Playoffs? Yes. Probably as #1 seed. Montevideo ScreamersThe Screamers offense is going to score against you. The only question is how much they score. They move the ball better than any other team and have the top-rated rushing average in the league, coupled with the second lowest rushing attempts. It works so I can't criticise the approach too heavily. It's not like the Screamers are bad at passing, far from it, although their passing game highlights their biggest weakness - protecting the QB. Sacked 44 times in 8 games. Ouch. So, three big games to come - two against the North Stars and a throwdown against the Railriders. This is where we'll find out what the Screamers are capable of.
Playoffs? Yes... or they'll miss out by the narrowest margin. It'll be a wildcard berth regardless.Zena SonerosThe Soneros have the 4th youngest roster in the league, so really shouldn't be in prime time this season. They've beaten four poor-mid grade teams and lost against 4 mid-high grade outfits. What we're not looking at here is this season's bowl winner, but in two to three seasons' time? Distinctly possible. They'll need a natural starting QB to get there with rather telegraphs their trading/drafting agenda but they are a team with plenty of young talent. The big question this year is whether the playoffs are in reach or not, and they are but Zena will want to comfortably knock off the Slamhounds, Lengths, Mean Machine and Rhinos to secure their spot. A further win against a winning team - this is not a simple schedule, and post season play is there. Also... stop committing so many penalties. Just saying.
Playoffs? If there were a team that was going to spoil it for someone else in week 16, you're looking at them.Cape Town RhinosPropping up your division is normally something to be concerned about. But this is BC South. You won't find a tougher division in the league and the Rhinos are a decent team, they've just given up too many points. The loss against the Cubs is maybe the most surprising result so far in their campaign this season, but that's some typical first year weirdness. What the Rhinos lack in results they make up for in talent. Alvarez is the QB of the future and unless he's traded (for an outrageous price) is likely to run out of fingers for Electrobowl rings. He might be an interception-throwing machine right now but he's starting, and he's learning the playbook that will lead this side to glory. As far as team ranking is concerned there's nothing to see here, the Rhinos just aren't ready yet.
Playoffs? Not this year. Could be a spoiler for Zena or Montevideo however.BC West
Echunga EchindnasThe team that can beat the North Stars one week then lose to the Anarchy in the next. QB Knuckles is developing nicely at QB and so far they've been ably supported by a diverse array of runningbacks, almost all of whom are currently injured to a greater or lesser extent. Five of the team's six wins have come from teams who are "meh" at least so they could just be the product of a favourable schedule, and the run in doesn't look to be too big a challenge either. The 5-3 Elders representing the sternest challenge to come. Rounding out the season against the Screamers and Soneros could put a dent in the Echindnas' playoff seeding but they'll be active in post-season.
Playoffs? Yes, as division champs. Third seed looks most likely.Reasonable LengthsThis is a team who have a 17 year veteran on their roster purely because he's a 17 year veteran. He has zero discernable talent, so this is obviously a "for the lolz" decision. Many of the decisions behind this team so far seem to be intended to be gigglesome so they're not a serious contender.
Playoffs? No.Dutch ProdigiesEveryone knows the Mean Machine are a force to be reckoned with... oh, not this year? Okay. Well that rather puts the Prodigies' two wins against Derry into a different perspective. The team is averaging only 160 yards of offense per game and have the worst rushing average in the league. This is about as far from an offensive powerhouse as you can get. Defensively they're a little better, but I mean little. They're a youngish team (9th) but they're lacking in the kinds of players who can make a difference to the result. Two or three more wins are possible this year but the team will be looking like a multi-season project for some time.
Playoffs? No.Derry Mean MachineDerry's defense-first foundation draft has yet to pay any kinds of dividend. The team is rated 15th defensively, which may have been predictable given the age of their starters. You won't want to face them in later seasons, but it's this season and instead you'll have the pleasure of facing the second worst offense in the game with the worst record for turnover margin. Have fun and enjoy it while it lasts.
Playoffs? NoFB North
Les Republicains de ParisThe last remaining undefeated team in the league, Paris are going to have to prove themselves against the best the ESFL has to offer to complete their coronation. The Republicains are embarassingly good this season - #2 on offense, #1 on defense and it's not because they've had an easy run of it. This week's 3-0 overtime victory against the Arrows of all teams has been the toughest test they've had to date but they've passed the test and are maybe 2 wins away from playoff certainty. Two games against the Dragons, Sharknado, Philly and North Stars are still to come and every one of those teams will be looking to upset a Paris team who are almost certain to hold the Fail Brigade top seed.
Playoffs? Yes. They'll be fighting Philly for the #1 seed.Porth Emmett AuctioneersThe Auctioneers have made significant roster moves to try and secure a run at the championship this season and it's close to paying off. Their 6-2 record has taken down the likes of Forbidden City (although, week 1, right?) Zena and Cape Town but they've been soundly beaten by Paris twice which will leave them chasing a wildcard spot. It's a slot they're likely to secure if they can stay fit, only the North Stars stand in the way of a clean sweep although the Lions and Dragons will both have something to say about it. The week 16 matchup against Forbidden City could decide the divisional wildcard representative but probably won't.
Playoffs? Yes, as wildcard.Forbidden City DragonsThis season is the warmup act for the Dragons next year where they'll be close to full strength. Not that they're underperforming this year. Yuan Shao is looking very handy at QB and as he continues to develop will be a pain for the rest of FB North to deal with for the next 10 seasons. This is a very potent offense and a defense that has been tested but is still ranked in the top half of the league. Losses have come at the hands of the Auctioneers (week 1, yeah?) Arrows and Earthquake - all capable teams. If they can beat Paris this week it throws the North wide open. A tough run-in to the year includes the North Stars, Paris (twice) and an end of season thriller against the Auctioneers.
Playoffs? Yes, as wildcard.Seattle SlammersDespite a 3-5 record the Slammers aren't a bad team, but neither are they a good one. The second oldest roster in the league are coming up short on execution and as much as they've yet to be shut out have been inconsistent on offense. QB Landry is a "good enough" player that typifies the team at this point. Their run to the finish is filled with teams in a similar position and it's their divisional rivals most likely to throw up interesting results. A .500 record is certainly possible and they may be gifted an unlikely win in week 16 if Paris decide to rest starters.
Playoffs? Maybe. If they can beat the Auctioneers and Dragons at least once (they have to play both teams twice) it's not out of the question, especially if Paris decide to rest in week 16.FB East
Entebbe EldersLeading the way in the east with a 5-3 record the Elders neither score much nor concede much. In fact, if you're a fan of low-scoring games, look no further: the team averages under 10 points per side this season. They could lose their top spot this week as they're carrying more injuries than is ideal while the Arrows face struggling Hong Kong. If anything it could be back and forth all the way to the end of the year. The better team winning the division, the second best missing out on the playoffs entirely. The week 11 game against the Arrows will probably decide the division.
Playoffs? Given the giant-killing nature of their rivals, I think the Elders miss out this year.Nottingham ArrowsTheir stats suggest a middling team, but the Arrows have been unlucky in their losses. Losing in week 1 by 4... week 1... then by 2 against the Auctioneers, by 6 against the Lions and by 3 in overtime against Paris. This is a strong team who just need to find a way to cling onto victory. They're in good shape with plenty of walking wounded but those players are definitely walking. The week 11 matchup against Entebbe is likely to decide the division, although even if it goes the wrong way the final three games against Seattle, the Prodigies and Terriers look likely to be 3 wins.
Playoffs? Yes. As divisional champion.Harnosand HarbourmastersHaving not won a game since week 1 when they defeated the 1-7 Terriers 5:0 it'd be easy to overlook that Harnosand have lost 3 games in overtime, 3 games against decent teams. This is a young team and QB Crowe looks likely to lead the way until he's replaced - a player who is adequate rather than a star, they'll likely be looking for a genuine pocket general if they're going to take advantage of their receiver duo Hanna and Baldwin. Neither of these top tier receivers are well utilised at present. If the team can figure out how to get the ball to them, results will follow.
Playoffs? No.North Eastern TerriersYou'd hope the oldest team in the league would be exploting the experience advantage that gives them, but it just hasn't been the case for the Terriers. They broke their duck this week against Derry, but the Mean Machine is still warming up its engine so this isn't a major result. Saves face though. Both the run and pass offense tracks in the 30+ range which explains much of their trouble and defensively the're not much better. The Terriers rebuild will undoubtedly kick off this off-season where they'll be challenging for first pick.
Playoffs? No. Maybe a second win will be forthcoming, maybe it won't.FB South
Cheesy PhillyIt's no surprise that Will Smith leads the league in passing yards, but it may raise an eyebrow to find out that he's second on the team for rushing yards as well. Djiboutian Franc obviously leads the way on the ground with a respectable 4.5 yard average - Philly came to play. Rated top of the league for offensive yards and 3rd for turnover margin Philly are a force to be reckoned with. Their defense isn't quite as inspiring, although they've yet to give up a rushing touchdown, but why does it matter if you're just going to hit your opposition for 330 yards a game? Sure, it's low by NFL standards, but in the ESFL it's enough to win the division. Their key games remaining are against the Raptors next week and Paris in week 11. Beat Paris and the #1 seed just became possible.
Playoffs? Yes, as division champ.Los Angeles EarthquakeA 4-4 record at midseason is hardly inspiring and the Earthquake is a tricky team to pin down. Wins against Forbidden City and Ulaanbaatar look good, losing against the Bullfighters is less convincing. Tyson is a good QB who needs time to develop which is why the team is leaning on the running of Kit Katz this far. This is a run-first team, throwing half the number of times they run which might not be the best approach given that they're also ranked #2 in the league for completion rate. This has led to a mid-table position for offensive production while ball control has restriced their opposition sufficient to land Los Angeles the 5th rated defense. They could be on the cusp of winning more often, but might be missing a few pieces to make it happen.
Playoffs? Will miss out on the final wildcard spot.Nice BaguettesThree wins in the season so far despite conceding three times the number of points they've scored. Much of that deficit is thanks to the week one pasting at the hands of the Lions due to a roster error but this is a team that routinely gives up double digits against their opponent... and then beat Philly 3-0. That truly was a baffling game, 23 first downs for Philly, 8 for the Baguettes and 4 missed field goals from Philly kicker Aniston. Luck has its place, certainly. The team landed their third win of the year this week, edging out the Slammers 17-16 in a 4th quarter comeback. Nice's stats lie in the 20s across the board, they're an also-ran this year and will need some roster strengthening to become a factor in later seasons.
Playoffs? Not for a while yet.Hong Kong KingsThe defensive buildup of Hong Kong hasn't really yielded results for them this season. Certainly they're young (5th) but their youth team has only mustered a 12th placed ranking to date. The decision to play the mitake-laden rookie Terry Im over more reliable but unremarkable William Brown at QB has probably contributed to their poor record - 31st ranked for turnover ratio? That'd do it. The Kings' record doesn't match their yardage - 13th on offense, 12th defensively for a team ranked 28th for win/loss record. But then, win/loss is the only thing that really matters.
Playoffs? Nooooooooooope.FB West
Tillamook SharknadoA bumpy week 1 against Philly was followed by 6 wins on the trot before the team tripped up against Hong Kong. This wasn't a fluke result either, the Kings performed better in every aspect of
[i][/i] a game that could have gone either way. So, are the Sharknado legit? Maybe not. The only team with a winning record they've beaten are the Fools. Not to say that Tillamook are a big nothing, QB Baconmaker will be one of the best in the league but they're maybe not quite as strong as their record suggests this season. They'll need to prove it in the race to the playoffs as they've no out-and-out easy weeks. Beating the Bullfighters this week is a must, after that they'll need 3 wins from teams all in the playoff hunt.
Playoffs? Yes, probably as division winner but they have to contain the Lions and Fools.Penrith LionsThe Lions have 5 wins against teams who are middle-low in the pack so far and lost against 3 who are similarly positioned. Their season starts for real right now as they face Florence twice and Tillamook twice. Taking a win against each of their divisional rivals will be critical if they want to see post season although they might get a free win against Philly in week 16 depending on whether the #1 seed is already decided. The only soft team still to face is Hong Kong, and they're playing so erratically anything could happen. The points score by Penrith are flattered by their week 1 result against Nice but they've proved themselves able to score and Napoleon Whitmore is the QB who'll lead them into the future as his accuracy improves. Ranked 5th on offense and 7th on defense is nothing to be sniffed at but the team needs to prove itself against better teams.
Playoffs? Beat Sharknado or Florence twice, go to the playoffs. Fail, and miss out.Florence FoolsAfter winning their opening 5 games the party was about ready to kick off in Florence. After losing the following three games the party was cancelled and the work has to begin. The Fools have some significant injury woes on defense - 5 players questionable or worse and it is their #9 rated defense that has put them in the position they're in - being rated 23rd on offense doesn't get you to post-season. They're just an unremarkable team up to this part and this week's game against the Lions is critical. If Florence can find a way to fire up their offense anything is possible. This is setting up FB West to be unlikely to be decided until the last game of the season.
Playoffs? They're definitely the third placed team in the division but they're far from out of it. Division champion is possible, as is wildcard, as is nothing.Balsicas BullfightersOh great. I should have looked at these guys earlier because the Bullfighters are better than their record suggests - unlike the other teams in the division. Their reliance on the run is holding them back right now due to a poor average per carry but their losses have come at the hands of teams likely to make the playoffs. The only real disappointments being two losses against Sharknado and another against the Lions. They've beaten the Lions, and the Fools and the well-regarded Earthquake. They still have a good chance to turn their season around, arguably a better chance than the others in the division. They've 5 games against losing teams to contend with and critical match-ups against Florence and Tillamook. The Sharknado game this week will decide whether a wildcard is still on the table or not.
Playoffs? ...no. Probably. Until we see how good the team is against even talent we won't know. This makes it highly possible the division will only be decided in week 16.
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