SBTS Special Edition - Mid-Foundation Draft Review - Fail BrigadeI didn't sleep nearly enough for this.
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FB North---------------
Forbidden City Dragons This team trends young, fairly high-volatility, and heavily defensive.
One good thing about them is they have a complete starting defense in place. While they're not superstars, save for perhaps Guan Yu at RDE, they've got solid starters throughout with the flexibility needed for most standard formations.
One unfortunate bit is that the defense's greatness has come at the cost of the offense. They seem to be banking on TC to produce a competent starter QB and while Lu Bu could prove a menace, the supporting cast will need to be decent to make the most of him.
They will need to really buckle down and start sinking some picks into offense. Out of the 30 remaining, they'll probably need to drop 20 of them on o-liners and offensive skill positions, and the sooner they do it the better.
Progress rating: 3 out of 5 kingdoms.
Les Noms du Jour This team trends young and balanced, if not a touch volatile.
One good thing about them is how balanced their design is. They've locked up some talent across multiple position groups on both sides of the ball. While no one unit stands out as dominant and complete, that even spread leaves them with a lot of flexibility in approaching the second half of the draft.
One unfortunate bit is that the balance they display means there's still some serious holes to address. QB Mixolydian Fugue will struggle to prove himself a long-term solution, a running game has yet to materialize, the safeties may be pressed into CB duty unless some talent can be found, and the linebackers could use a high note.
They will need to think hard about how to capitalize on the talent they have: Is the right approach to stay balanced, or should they lock down on one position group at a time to give themselves some standout strengths?
Progress rating: 3 out of 5 republics.
Porth Emmett Auctioneers This team trends experienced and defense-focused.
One good thing about them is a promisingly strong secondary, anchored by Romeo and Richard Brown as CBs 1 and 2. With some solid safety support behind them, this unit could terrorize the division, especially with a couple of their rivals still needing some work on the passing game.
One unfortunate bit is that they also don't have their offensive machinery in place! The starts of a quality offensive line are present, and QB Adrian Robertson is a TC-risk potential prodigy, though he also has some flaws and, as of yet, there's no one for him to throw or hand the ball to.
They will need to develop a functional, productive offense while finish filling in some gaps in their defensive front seven. It's not the worst position to find themselves in, and if they pull it off, they could be an early division contender.
Progress rating: Going once, going twice, going 6 out of 10.
Seattle Slammers This team trends experienced, volatile, and a bit towards the offense.
One good thing about them is that they've got all the makings of a balanced offense. RB Larry Larson in particular is one to watch, especially behind the makings of solid o-line. Taking the pressure off is QB Richard Landry, who has a few targets with great hands, even if they're a bit lacking in speed. Few offenses so far feel as two-dimensional as this one, and opposing defenses will have to think things through.
One unfortunate bit is that their own defense is a bit of an afterthought so far. The only standout player, safety James Jones, might be a bit older than one would hope for, while many of the others don't inspire much enthusiasm.
They will need to decide how to prioritize their defensive needs versus doubling down on what is already a potentially great offense. They'll be glad to still have thirty picks coming ahead.
Progress rating: 60% on the carnival strongman game.
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FB East--------------
Entebbe Elders This team trends low-vol, a little defensive, and a little old, unsurprisingly.
One good thing about them is that the experienced roster will, in the near term, give them a leg up on some of their competition. Several of the best players are already at the peak of their careers, and several others are more or less a year off of it. These Elders just might teach young whipper-snappers a lesson.
One unfortunate bit is that they're still lacking for a clear standout unit or an overall identity. There's a few good players in the roster and some promise, particularly on the defensive side, but it's hard to look at this roster and pinpoint what you'd expect them to do well, what their hallmark is.
They will need to find where that potency lies on both sides of the ball and continue to bring in experienced talent that will let them take advantage of their game-ready roster before it's too late.
Progress rating: 60 or older out of 100.
Harnosand Harbourmasters This team trends youngish, volatile'ish, and well-balanced.
One good thing about them is the passing game that's coming together. QB Jason Crowe has the arm needed to dish out the bakk, WRs Hanna and Baldwin are as strong a duo as one could want, and even the RB can haul'em in.
One unfortunate bit is that there's trouble in the trenches. C William Suggs is outstanding, but there's not much of an o-line beyond him to speak of yet. Meanwhile, the defensive front seven is off to a solid start, but sluggish speeds for the DEs and OLBs will likely mean that pressuring opposing QBs will be a struggle. Three words in this section begin with an S and have a UGG in the middle.
They will need to build a decent o-line for that offense while figuring out how to address opposing passing games on defense, as they lack for both pressure and coverage at the moment.
Progress rating: 3 out of 5 ships unloaded.
North Eastern Terriers This team trends a bit old, a bit volatile, and a bit defensive.
One good thing about them is that there's some firepower on both sides of the ball. Despite the circumstances for this side in the draft (wishing you and your family well, NEWarrior!), the offense boasts a trio of solid WRs and a couple slow but skilled RBs, while the defense has a few beasts, particularly MLB Thomas Triplett.
One unfortunate bit is that many of the best and most vital players on the team have particularly high volatility, leaving a lot to the mercy of training camp.
They will need to continue to compile a balanced, respectable arsenal of options so that when team ownership returns, they will be able to still shape things to their preferences and ambitions.
Progress rating: 60% of doggies are good doggies.
Nottingham Arrows This team trends low-vol offensive picks across the age spectrum.
One good thing about them is an incredibly promising pass-first offense is coming together in Nottingham. Michael Jennings could develop into a top-tier quarterback, and he's already spoiled for choice on targets and protected by a competent, experienced o-line.
One unfortunate bit is that a few of their key players in particular are late in their careers, and will likely be gone or on the way out by the time the younger contingent is ready to play their fullest alongside them.
They will need to think about how that aging will phase over the next few years and possibly take a shot at some mid-career guys to bridge the gap between young and old. This might require being a bit more bold with volatility.
Progress rating: 3 out of 5 arrows striking the bullseye.
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FB South---------------
Cheesy Philly This team trends towards a youngish, offensive-leaning balance.
One good thing about them is that, to no one's surprise, they're ready to pass the ball. Will Smith's a capable QB with ultra-low volatility, and he's got an arsenal of targets and a solid offensive line purpose-built for the job.
One unfortunate bit is this comes at the expense of everything else. RB Djiboutian Franc isn't the fastest runner out there, and the defense, while boasting a few assets already, still has a while to go.
They will need to remember that there's more to life than passing the ball, if they want their defense to help turn points into a lead. Then again, if there's any team ready for a shootout, it's this one.
Progress rating: Recent polls show that 60% of moms are scared and considering having their sons move in with their auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.
Hong Kong Kings This team trends young, defensive, and slightly low-vol.
One good thing about them is that they're in a good position in assembling a complete team. The defensive starters are mostly locked down and even boast a bit of d-line depth, while the core of the offensive line--the trickiest part of building an offense--is good to go.
One unfortunate bit is that one wonders if these first sixteen picks are good value for draft 'money'. Many of the players taken in the first three days are clever finds with the stats to excel at one, and only one, specific use. However, many of these players would've likely been around later in the draft than when they were taken, and more traditional talent could've been recruited with those core choices.
They will need to continue to plumb the depths for talent, as they have been, and hope that outcome matches the confidence put in this approach.
Progress rating: 3 out of 5 diamonds on the crown are, in fact, real.
Los Angeles Earthquake This team trends fairly young, highish vol, and offense-first.
One good thing about them is the monstrous o-line that they've managed to assemble. Especially considering how young they are, this should be a solid foundation for the team for a good decade or so. And they've even managed to put some solid players behind it!
One unfortunate bit is much of that o-line, as well as some other key components on both sides of the ball, are boasting some scary volatility numbers, so a bad TC could sink much of what makes this team great. Or it could all work out and they'll be world-beaters; if history has proven anything about me and MFN, it's that I am always wrong about everything.
They will need to put together a defense to compliment their offense while considering where a safe pick or two mgiht be needed in case things go wrong.
Progress rating: A menacing 6.0 out of 10 on the Richter scale!
Nice Baguettes This team trends experienced, low-vol, and slightly towards offense.
One good thing about them is they have a good start on a brutal two-dimensional offense built to pummel their foes. QB Jules Leblanc stands behind the start of a solid o-line, has an outstanding RB by him in Daniel Johnson, and can throw to two assertive tight ends or a WR swift enough to keep defenses honest.
One unfortunate bit is that beyond DT Jose Blalock, the defense doesn't have too much talent. There's some perfectly serviceable players among their ranks, even some outright clever picks, but pass coverage could prove a liability for them.
They will need to complete that promising o-line and find another couple WRs for Leblanc while picking some OLBs and DBs that can give opposing receivers a bad day.
Progress rating: Not quite a baker's dozen, 12 out of 20.
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FB West---------------
Balsicas Bullfighters This team trends experienced, a bit defensive, and a bit vol-leaning.
One good thing about them is that they've done well to find some talented players, particularly along the lines. Despite sigh-worthy names, Bunghole, Dipthong, and Crapulence, form the start of a great offensive line, while Flannel and the gang can get it done in the trenches on defense.
One unfortunate bit is the offense still lacks for an identity. A QB who's all-arm has a couple interesting targets in front of him, but he'll need more than that, and a running game will need to manifest, before this squad's potential is put into force.
They will need to spend some time on Day 4 acquiring some key pieces for that offense before filling out the roster in its entirety.
Progress rating: I'll give the Bullfighters a 6.olé! out of 10.
Florence Fools This team trends extremely young, higher vol, and a little towards offense.
One good thing about them is that they've got some serious talent on both sides of the ball. CBs Kilmer and Snare are a dangerous duo and whichever QB emerges as the starter will have a decent suite of talented targets to target.
One unfortunate bit is the high volatility on some of these players. A few of the iffier picks on the team could pop into solid starters, but if they bust the question will be whether or not they stick around on the team. The highest volatility of all is star WR Super Grover, though we are talking about Super Grover here so I'm sure everything will go without incident.
They will need to make the rest of the picks with a thought to ensuring a safe, tolerable level of performance across the roster, just in case things do go wrong.
Progress rating: Only 3 fools out of 5 horses work.
Penrith Lions This team trends old, consistently mid-volatility, and towards offense.
One good thing about them is, again, that experience might pay off for the first year or so, as most of their players are at full potential and can square off against rookies that aren't ready for primetime. Their equal-opportunity policy has also led them to pick up some superb talent.
One unfortunate bit is those older players and the awkward phasing this brings about. The high experience suggests a bowl-or-bust mentality, especially since many of these players will be risky contract extensions in the future. But QB Napoleon Whitmore--a potential star--and RB Frank Bell are both quite young and will need a year or so before they'll be feeling themselves, which could hold back the vets.
They will need to avoid taking on too many more older players to prevent a retirement wave within the next few seasons. You get 46 picks in the foundation draft but only 7 per year after that!
Progress rating: A 60% senior discount at the local diner.
Tillamook Sharknado This team trends pretty experienced, fairly high vol, and a bit towards offense.
One good thing about them is that they are built to pass the ball while stopping you from doing the same. QB Gregory Hughes has an excellent arm and is spoiled for choice by the trio of great WRs in front of him, while CB Rufus Esquivel looks to be the highlight of a brutal secondary.
One unfortunate bit is, like with division mates Penrith, phasing is going to be an awkward trick. While this team has a ton of experience, their youth is concentrated in their key players, particularly the aforementioned Hughes and Esquivel. This could cut into their ability to enjoy their older stars in their prime.
They will need to complete a talented roster while drafting for the future as well as today. While it might hurt, Hughes' 25 current accuracy might mean seeking out a decent backup to play for a year or two.
Progress rating: 60 out of 100 of a shark's teeth are spares that replace the front row if they're lost.
There. I'm done. Never ask me for anything ever again... at least until after Week 13.
Last edited at 7/18/2022 8:46 am