Catacol Wildcats prediction: 3-13. We'll get our first ever touchdown on Week 3 or 4.
BC North: North Miami Beach Railriders (offensive)
BC East: Bohemian Cubs (balanced but effective)
BC South: Montevideo Screamers (defensive)
BC West: Derry Mean Machine (no medals for you)
Conference champs: Derry Mean Machine (still no medals for you)
FB North: Les Republicains de Paris (50/50 between them and the Auctioneers so Auld Alliance is the tiebreaker)
FB East: Entebbe Elders (They get the nod because the other teams are leaky in defence)
FB South: L.A. Earthquake. (Difficult to predict, but they're high scorers with good defence. I boycott Philly because of their helmet design)
FB West: Penrith Lions (obviously)
Conference champs: Penrith Lions
Overall champions: Derry Mean Machine (fine, have a medal)