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Preseason Week 1: Heliopolis Tomb Kings at Derry Mean Machine

August 07, 2032
55°
The Brandywell (Derry, NIR) Attendance: 40,477 (60%)
Tomb Kings 0 6 0 7 - 13
Mean Machine 3 3 0 0 - 6

Scoring Summary

(Qtr 1) Mean Machine: 4-2-HEL 30 (5:07) 2-Nsimba Khrishmamurti 47 yard field goal is GOOD. DER 3 HEL 0
(Qtr 2) Tomb Kings: 2-4-DER 4 (12:15) 32-William Banuelos ran to DER 0 for 4 yards. TOUCHDOWN!
(Qtr 2) Mean Machine: 1-10-HEL 42 (0:02) 2-Nsimba Khrishmamurti 59 yard field goal is GOOD. DER 6 HEL 6
(Qtr 4) Tomb Kings: 3-1-DER 8 (12:43) 44-Woodrow Clerk ran for 8 yards. TOUCHDOWN! Extra point GOOD by 6-Justin Shepherd. DER 6 HEL 13

Team Statistics

Mean Machine Tomb Kings
First Downs 18 13
- Rushing 4 8
- Passing 12 4
- Penalty 2 1
Total Net Yards 257 266
- Offensive Plays 68 50
- Yards Per Play 3.78 5.32
Net Rushing Yards 103 149
- Rushing Attempts 29 30
- Yards Per Rush 3.55 4.97
Net Passing Yards 154 117
- Att/Comp/Int 37 / 25 / 1 19 / 11 / 1
- Gross Passing Yards 163 126
- Sacks/Yards Lost 2 / 9 1 / 9
- Yards Per Pass Play 3.95 5.85
- Yards Per Completion 6.52 11.45
Fumbles/Lost 1 / 0 0 / 0
3rd Down Conversions 4 / 13 7 / 12
- Avg YTG on 3rd Down 7.0 3.5
4th Down Conversions 1 / 2 0 / 0
Penalties/Yards 2 / 10 2 / 30
Punt Returns/Yards 0 / 0 3 / 36
Kick Returns/Yards 2 / 61 0 / 0
Int Returns/Yards 1 / 0 1 / 2
2pt Conversions 0 / 0 0 / 0
Red Zone Visits 1 2
- Red Zone TDs/FGs 0 / 0 2 / 0
Avg Drive Start OWN 18 OWN 23
Time of Possession 34:22 25:38

Drive Charts

Derry Mean Machine

Qtr Start Poss From Plays Yards Result
1 10:38 5:35 OWN 3 10 67 Field Goal
1 3:26 2:00 OWN 19 3 -3 Punt
2 12:11 6:22 OWN 20 10 33 Punt
2 0:59 0:59 OWN 30 5 28 Field Goal
3 15:00 1:47 OWN 26 3 8 Punt
3 11:02 8:22 OWN 5 12 49 Punt
4 12:39 2:11 OWN 25 3 7 Punt
4 8:17 2:48 OWN 9 6 28 Punt
4 4:42 4:18 OWN 27 16 68 Interception

Heliopolis Tomb Kings

Qtr Start Poss From Plays Yards Result
1 15:00 4:22 OWN 25 6 23 Punt
1 5:03 1:37 OWN 25 3 8 Punt
1 1:25 4:14 OWN 48 9 52 Touchdown
2 5:50 4:51 OWN 4 12 58 Interception
3 13:13 2:11 OWN 27 3 6 Punt
3 2:40 5:01 OWN 20 8 80 Touchdown
4 10:28 2:11 OWN 30 5 26 Punt
4 5:29 0:47 OWN 24 3 8 Punt
4 0:24 0:24 OWN 2 1 6 Game

Rushing Stats

Derry Mean Machine

Name Att Yds Avg Lng 10+ TDs
Gunner Nagel 8 47 5.88 10 1 0
Poona Chomsky 12 44 3.67 12 1 0
Amon-Ra St.Augustine 7 10 1.43 9 0 0
Pang De 2 2 1.00 1 0 0

Heliopolis Tomb Kings

Name Att Yds Avg Lng 10+ TDs
Angelo Canales 12 69 5.75 22 2 0
David Nee 8 30 3.75 8 0 0
William Banuelos 5 26 5.20 16 1 1
Woodrow Clerk 5 24 4.80 10 1 1

Passing Stats

Derry Mean Machine

Name Att Comp Yds Sk/Yd TDs Lng Int Rate
Oneina Million 23 14 105 1 / 0 0 16 1 53.71
Locrian Fugue 14 11 58 1 / 9 0 10 0 83.93

Heliopolis Tomb Kings

Name Att Comp Yds Sk/Yd TDs Lng Int Rate
Francis Fahey 12 8 64 1 / 9 0 15 1 45.14
Tommy Linden 7 3 62 0 / 0 0 29 0 74.70

Receiving Stats

Derry Mean Machine

Name Rec Yds Avg Lng TDs
Montravius Sappho 2 29 14.50 16 0
Poona Chomsky 6 27 4.50 9 0
Nem Ty 4 25 6.25 10 0
Ronald Giunta 2 25 12.50 16 0
Igotta Guy 3 22 7.33 10 0
Khaleke Voegelin 2 15 7.50 13 0
K'Waun De Longhe 2 8 4.00 4 0
Scott McCollough 1 6 6.00 6 0
Zonovan Verlaine 1 6 6.00 6 0
Kwambe O'Brien 1 3 3.00 3 0
Amon-Ra St.Augustine 1 -3 -3.00 -3 0

Heliopolis Tomb Kings

Name Rec Yds Avg Lng TDs
Khalida Neferher 3 33 11.00 15 0
Dennis Givens 1 29 29.00 29 0
Thebes Mut 1 23 23.00 23 0
William Banuelos 3 21 7.00 11 0
William Curtis 1 10 10.00 10 0
David Nee 1 6 6.00 6 0
Michael Gilbert 1 4 4.00 4 0

Blocking Stats

Derry Mean Machine

Name PassBlk RunBlk SkAlld TklAlld
Ramondre Proust 19 16 1 1
Boof Engels 33 25 1 3
Oscar Oquinn 19 18 0 0
Jayln Paul Sartre 0 1 0 0
DeWanna Althusser 0 2 0 1
Arnold Winans 0 3 0 0
DaQuann Rimbaud 0 2 0 0
Trinidad Bentham 2 2 0 0
Rasul Weininger 0 1 0 0
Poona Chomsky 6 1 0 0
Khaleke Voegelin 0 4 0 0
Tyler Locke 0 1 0 0
D'Brickashaw Kant 1 1 0 0
Popeye Seneca 0 1 0 0
HaHa Clinton Marx 0 1 0 0
Budda Gautama 0 1 0 0
Rachaad Flewelling 0 1 0 0
Amare Cooper Clarke 0 1 0 0
Kwambe O'Brien 1 8 0 0
Nelson Lopez 28 17 0 0
Michael Christensen 23 18 0 1
Dave Caustic 0 2 0 0
Kobe Kierkegaard 0 1 0 0
Tyreek Hobbes 0 1 0 0
Amon-Ra St.Augustine 7 11 0 2
Alan McCoy 17 14 0 0
K'Waun De Longhe 0 4 0 0
Zonovan Verlaine 10 22 0 2
Richard Trickle 17 16 0 0
B.B. Schopenhauer 2 10 0 1
Demario Hiriyanna 16 14 0 2
Igotta Guy 1 19 0 0
Gunner Nagel 1 2 0 0
Nem Ty 0 7 0 0
Montravius Sappho 0 7 0 0
Pang De 6 7 0 0
Ronald Giunta 0 6 0 0
Scott McCollough 0 4 0 1
Juwann Durkheim 32 22 0 1
William Casselman 9 2 0 0
Donald Harlan 32 23 0 1
Tre Tocqueville 0 2 0 0
Bernard Davis 4 2 0 0

Heliopolis Tomb Kings

Name PassBlk RunBlk SkAlld TklAlld
Ben Nu 16 17 1 1
Dale Forbes 13 17 0 1
William Curtis 2 8 0 0
Miles A. Head 0 4 0 1
Brian Davis 10 14 0 2
Leo Chockers 12 14 0 0
Kanga Androo 0 2 0 0
Larry Picksix 0 2 0 0
Settra DoesNotServe 0 2 0 0
Alessio Leon 0 2 0 0
Andrew Hardin 0 1 0 0
Harold Reynolds 0 1 0 0
Julius Carroll 0 1 0 0
Bradley Rogers 0 1 0 0
Kheph Ree 2 1 0 0
Frank Mora 1 1 0 0
Oscar Cattle-Prod 0 1 0 0
Len Price 0 1 0 0
Thebes Mut 1 9 0 0
Set Suetekh 3 18 0 1
David Nee 2 3 0 0
Continental Geb 16 17 0 0
Heqet Ribbit 13 17 0 1
William Banuelos 4 16 0 0
Jo 'Spare Ribs' Son 16 21 0 0
Michael Gilbert 0 11 0 0
Khalida Neferher 0 15 0 0
Chester Lowe 0 15 0 2
Charles Soto 13 14 0 0
Angelo Canales 4 14 0 0
Dennis Givens 2 17 0 3
Woodrow Clerk 3 8 0 0
Ryan Hall 14 17 0 0
Walter Pratt 14 12 0 0
Stephen Riggs 2 1 0 0
T'Pau Garcia Marquez 0 1 0 0

Interception Stats

Derry Mean Machine

Name Int Yds Avg TDs
Vederian Berkeley 1 0 0.00 0

Heliopolis Tomb Kings

Name Int Yds Avg TDs
Jason Nichols 1 2 2.00 0

Fumble Stats

Derry Mean Machine

Name Fumb Recov Force TDs
Gunner Nagel 1 0 0 0
Demario Hiriyanna 0 1 0 0

Heliopolis Tomb Kings

Name Fumb Recov Force TDs
Kheph Ree 0 0 1 0

Punting

Derry Mean Machine

Name Punts Yds Avg Net Lng In 20
Michael Santana 6 281 46.83 37.17 52 1

Heliopolis Tomb Kings

Name Punts Yds Avg Net Lng In 20
Richard Knop 5 236 47.20 47.20 63 4

Kicking

Derry Mean Machine

Name FG 40+ 50+ Lng XP
Nsimba Khrishmamurti 2 / 2 2 / 2 1 / 1 59 0 / 0

Heliopolis Tomb Kings

Name FG 40+ 50+ Lng XP
Justin Shepherd 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 - 1 / 2

Punt Return

Derry Mean Machine

Heliopolis Tomb Kings

Name Ret Yds Avg Lng TDs
Set Suetekh 3 36 12.0 15 0

Kick Return

Derry Mean Machine

Name Ret Yds Avg TDs
Amon-Ra St.Augustine 1 31 31.0 0
Gunner Nagel 1 30 30.0 0

Heliopolis Tomb Kings

Defensive Stats

Derry Mean Machine

Name Tackles Sacks
Amare Cooper Clarke 7 0
Royale Aristotle 5 0
Jayln Paul Sartre 4 0
Rasul Weininger 3 0
Tre Tocqueville 3 0
Travis Swift 3 0
HaHa Clinton Marx 2 0
Arnold Winans 2 0
Tyler Locke 2 0
Amari Erasmus 2 0
Boof Engels 1 0
Trinidad Bentham 1 0
DaQuann Rimbaud 1 0
Dave Caustic 1 0
Juwann Durkheim 1 0
Tyreek Hobbes 1 0
Kobe Kierkegaard 1 1
D'Brickashaw Kant 1 0
Donald Harlan 1 0
Nem Ty 1 0

Heliopolis Tomb Kings

Name Tackles Sacks
Richard Burton 8 0
Larry Picksix 6 0
Miles A. Head 5 0
Harold Reynolds 4 1
Berry Foley 4 0
Dewitt Evans 3 0
Oscar Cattle-Prod 3 0
Aaron Koehler 3 0
Julius Carroll 2 0
Stephen Riggs 2 0
Kheph Ree 2 0
Jason Nichols 2 0
Settra DoesNotServe 2 0
Chad Webb 2 0
Chuck Hopson 2 0
Richard Merrill 1 1
Apep Apepi 1 0
Valerie Temptation 1 0
Andrew Hardin 1 0
Khalida Neferher 1 0
T'Pau Garcia Marquez 1 0
Terrell Allen 1 0
Horus Falcon 1 0
Allan Fulcher 1 0