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Preseason Week 1: Hong Kong Kings at Reasonable Lengths

August 08, 2026
62°
Ain't Ye Welcome Here Dontchaknow Field (Hibbing, MN) Attendance: 62,295 (50%)
Kings 0 3 10 13 - 26
Lengths 0 7 7 0 - 14

Scoring Summary

(Qtr 2) Lengths: 2-1-HK. 1 (8:55) 8-Billy Hammer pass complete to 86-Kyle Keillor for 1 yards. TOUCHDOWN! Extra point GOOD by 2-Vincent Keillor. REA 7 HK. 0
(Qtr 2) Kings: 4-1-REA 29 (6:57) 4-Lazarus Recoil 47 yard field goal is GOOD. REA 7 HK. 3
(Qtr 3) Lengths: 1-1-HK. 0 (8:56) 81-Brandon Whalen ran for 0 yards. TOUCHDOWN! Extra point GOOD by 2-Vincent Keillor. REA 14 HK. 3
(Qtr 3) Kings: 4-1-REA 1 (4:14) 4-Lazarus Recoil 18 yard field goal is GOOD. REA 14 HK. 6
(Qtr 3) Kings: 3-8-HK. 42 (1:15) 5-Michael Clerk pass complete to 87-Richard Boom for 58 yards. TOUCHDOWN! Extra point GOOD by 4-Lazarus Recoil. REA 14 HK. 13
(Qtr 4) Kings: 1-4-REA 4 (11:00) 21-Scowling Frank Fiasco ran for 4 yards. TOUCHDOWN!
(Qtr 4) Kings: 2-7-REA 21 (8:49) 5-Michael Clerk pass complete to 86-Johnny Touchdown for 21 yards. TOUCHDOWN! Extra point GOOD by 4-Lazarus Recoil. REA 14 HK. 26

Team Statistics

Lengths Kings
First Downs 10 16
- Rushing 5 4
- Passing 3 9
- Penalty 2 3
Total Net Yards 143 350
- Offensive Plays 70 73
- Yards Per Play 2.04 4.79
Net Rushing Yards 62 67
- Rushing Attempts 25 19
- Yards Per Rush 2.48 3.53
Net Passing Yards 81 283
- Att/Comp/Int 40 / 25 / 1 50 / 29 / 2
- Gross Passing Yards 120 317
- Sacks/Yards Lost 5 / 39 4 / 34
- Yards Per Pass Play 1.80 5.24
- Yards Per Completion 4.80 10.93
Fumbles/Lost 0 / 0 1 / 1
3rd Down Conversions 6 / 19 6 / 17
- Avg YTG on 3rd Down 8.4 8.6
4th Down Conversions 0 / 3 0 / 0
Penalties/Yards 5 / 55 3 / 24
Punt Returns/Yards 1 / 10 3 / 17
Kick Returns/Yards 4 / 93 0 / 0
Int Returns/Yards 2 / 1 1 / 1
2pt Conversions 0 / 0 0 / 1
Red Zone Visits 2 2
- Red Zone TDs/FGs 2 / 0 1 / 1
Avg Drive Start OWN 31 OWN 35
Time of Possession 31:07 28:55

Drive Charts

Reasonable Lengths

Qtr Start Poss From Plays Yards Result
1 14:15 1:24 OWN 20 3 -2 Punt
1 9:51 4:49 OWN 20 7 30 Punt
1 3:08 0:51 OPP 42 3 4 Punt
1 0:00 6:08 OPP 48 10 48 Touchdown
2 6:53 2:17 OWN 25 4 9 Punt
2 0:57 0:57 OWN 8 2 9 Half
3 15:00 0:08 OWN 25 1 0 Interception
3 13:56 1:32 OWN 7 3 8 Punt
3 12:21 1:28 OWN 47 3 -7 Punt
3 10:50 1:56 OPP 12 4 12 Touchdown
3 4:12 2:10 OWN 25 3 -8 Punt
3 1:05 1:14 OWN 25 3 6 Punt
4 10:57 1:24 OWN 15 5 9 Downs
4 8:44 0:53 OWN 27 4 4 Downs
4 7:02 1:56 OWN 33 6 2 Punt
4 3:41 0:30 OWN 39 3 -8 Punt
4 1:48 0:31 OWN 32 4 6 Downs
4 0:59 0:59 OWN 10 3 15 Game

Hong Kong Kings

Qtr Start Poss From Plays Yards Result
1 15:00 0:45 OWN 25 3 8 Punt
1 12:52 3:01 OWN 41 6 25 Punt
1 5:02 1:55 OWN 10 3 -7 Punt
1 2:16 2:16 OWN 8 7 55 Fumble
2 8:52 1:59 OWN 25 5 46 Field Goal
2 4:37 3:40 OWN 19 8 25 Punt
3 14:52 0:56 OPP 26 3 -10 Punt
3 12:24 0:03 OWN 46 1 0 Interception
3 10:53 0:03 OWN 12 1 0 Interception
3 8:54 4:42 OWN 25 10 74 Field Goal
3 2:02 0:57 OWN 40 3 60 Touchdown
4 14:51 3:54 OWN 32 8 68 Touchdown
4 9:33 0:49 OPP 24 2 24 Touchdown
4 7:51 0:50 OPP 32 3 6 Missed FG
4 5:06 1:25 OWN 18 3 -8 Punt
4 3:10 1:22 OWN 22 3 1 Punt
4 1:17 0:18 OPP 38 3 -2 Punt

Rushing Stats

Reasonable Lengths

Name Att Yds Avg Lng 10+ TDs
Brandon Whalen 10 34 3.40 11 2 1
Johnathan Keillor 8 25 3.13 8 0 0
Bryan Keillor 4 6 1.50 4 0 0
Andrew Keillor 3 -3 -1.00 2 0 0

Hong Kong Kings

Name Att Yds Avg Lng 10+ TDs
Flash Bandit 4 26 6.50 11 1 0
Zerwin Trumpet 7 22 3.14 9 0 0
Bingo Hazmat 4 13 3.25 10 1 0
Scowling Frank Fiasco 3 6 2.00 4 0 1
Doctor Goodsurgery 1 0 0.00 0 0 0

Passing Stats

Reasonable Lengths

Name Att Comp Yds Sk/Yd TDs Lng Int Rate
Joe Montana 27 16 78 5 / 39 0 11 1 48.53
Billy Hammer 13 9 42 0 / 0 1 16 0 98.88

Hong Kong Kings

Name Att Comp Yds Sk/Yd TDs Lng Int Rate
Michael Clerk 26 13 206 3 / 26 2 58 2 70.35
Terry Im 24 16 111 1 / 8 0 17 0 76.91

Receiving Stats

Reasonable Lengths

Name Rec Yds Avg Lng TDs
Brandon Whalen 4 27 6.75 11 0
Sean Keillor 2 17 8.50 11 0
Timothy Keillor 1 16 16.00 16 0
Kyle Keillor 4 16 4.00 7 1
Bryan Keillor 4 12 3.00 6 0
Geoffrey Keillor 2 10 5.00 6 0
Bradley Keillor 3 9 3.00 8 0
Raymond Keillor 2 9 4.50 6 0
Andrew Keillor 2 3 1.50 5 0
James D. Keillor 1 1 1.00 1 0

Hong Kong Kings

Name Rec Yds Avg Lng TDs
Richard Boom 3 97 32.33 58 1
Ron Bongos 4 56 14.00 25 0
Vernon Queen 5 35 7.00 15 0
Bingo Hazmat 3 34 11.33 17 0
Clarence Reynolds 3 31 10.33 15 0
Johnny Touchdown 2 27 13.50 21 1
Flash Bandit 3 13 4.33 8 0
Papal Event-Horizon 1 11 11.00 11 0
Zerwin Trumpet 4 8 2.00 4 0
Francis Vaughn 1 5 5.00 5 0

Blocking Stats

Reasonable Lengths

Name PassBlk RunBlk SkAlld TklAlld
William S. Keillor 39 17 2 2
Alex Pettway 46 21 2 3
Fred Quillan 39 25 1 2
Paul Keillor 10 13 0 0
Frederick Wink 0 1 0 0
Richard H. Keillor 0 4 0 0
Sean Keillor 0 8 0 0
Johnathan A. Keillor 1 3 0 0
Raymond Keillor 4 5 0 0
Mike Hunt 1 2 0 1
Lucius Sanford 0 4 0 0
Walter Keillor 5 5 0 0
Everett Keillor 0 4 0 0
Kevin Brook 0 3 0 0
Ernest Green 0 1 0 0
Charles I. Keillor 0 5 0 0
William M. Keillor 32 10 0 1
David Keillor 31 13 0 0
Brett Keillor 8 1 0 0
Kyle Keillor 0 5 0 0
Michael Keillor 0 1 0 0
Alexander Keillor 0 1 0 0
Michael F. Keillor 0 2 0 0
Hector Keillor 0 2 0 1
Richard Keillor 0 1 0 0
James J. Keillor 0 1 0 0
Raphael Keillor 0 3 0 0
Marcus Keillor 14 13 0 2
James T. Keillor 13 16 0 0
Andrew Keillor 8 11 0 2
Edward Keillor 16 15 0 0
Jack Keillor 5 14 0 0
James D. Keillor 0 6 0 0
Johnathan M. Keillor 18 16 0 0
Bradley Keillor 0 7 0 0
Geoffrey Keillor 6 10 0 1
Timothy Keillor 0 4 0 0
Wilbert Keillor 12 4 0 0
Bryan Keillor 19 9 0 0
Johnathan Keillor 3 4 0 0
Brian Keillor 11 1 0 0
Charles G. Keillor 3 5 0 1
Martin Ruppert 0 2 0 0
Keith Keillor 0 1 0 0
Gary Keillor 0 1 0 0
Richard R. Keillor 0 1 0 0
Brandon Whalen 10 4 0 0
Cecil Keillor 0 1 0 0
Herbert Keillor 0 2 0 0

Hong Kong Kings

Name PassBlk RunBlk SkAlld TklAlld
Fromage Demijohn 41 21 3 5
Zoltan Zoltan 30 13 0 1
Cruz Sweeney 0 1 0 0
Doctor Goodsurgery 21 5 0 0
Crank Virtue 39 19 0 0
Flash Bandit 4 2 0 0
Scooter Bwaaarm 0 1 0 0
Clem Rigid 0 1 0 0
Brock Torque 0 1 0 0
Ron Bongos 0 7 0 1
DJ Marcel LeJams 0 1 0 0
Douglas Mopey 36 14 0 1
Sahil Tassledance 29 14 0 0
Chaz Contraband 4 0 0 0
Rocket Bobby 0 2 0 0
Scowling Frank Fiasco 4 1 0 0
Oscar Cattle-Prod 1 0 0 0
Richard Boom 0 7 0 0
Turk Ramjet 5 0 0 0
Papal Event-Horizon 0 4 0 0
Vernon Queen 9 7 0 1
Beelzebub Fastidious 29 10 0 0
Franchise Oblique 26 11 0 1
Bingo Hazmat 4 0 0 0
Buster Flightrisk 25 14 0 0
Hank Massive 24 13 0 0
Steve Mastodon 11 2 0 0
Marjorie Salapettes 2 0 0 0
Randy Shanghai 0 5 0 0
Steve Morrey 37 17 0 4
Roughstuff Smith 14 6 0 0
Johnny Touchdown 0 13 0 2
Zerwin Trumpet 12 2 0 0
Clarence Reynolds 0 13 0 0
Francis Vaughn 15 16 0 0
Hrrrrgh Partyboy 0 3 0 0

Interception Stats

Reasonable Lengths

Name Int Yds Avg TDs
Mike Hunt 1 1 1.00 0
Charles G. Keillor 1 0 0.00 0

Hong Kong Kings

Name Int Yds Avg TDs
Hrrrrgh Partyboy 1 1 1.00 0

Fumble Stats

Reasonable Lengths

Name Fumb Recov Force TDs
Phillip Prater 0 1 1 0

Hong Kong Kings

Name Fumb Recov Force TDs
Flash Bandit 1 0 0 0

Punting

Reasonable Lengths

Name Punts Yds Avg Net Lng In 20
Max Runager 10 437 43.70 42.20 49 5

Hong Kong Kings

Name Punts Yds Avg Net Lng In 20
Inigo Nine-Millimeter 8 336 42.00 37.88 51 3

Kicking

Reasonable Lengths

Name FG 40+ 50+ Lng XP
Vincent Keillor 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 - 2 / 2

Hong Kong Kings

Name FG 40+ 50+ Lng XP
Lazarus Recoil 2 / 3 1 / 2 0 / 0 47 2 / 2

Punt Return

Reasonable Lengths

Name Ret Yds Avg Lng TDs
Johnathan Keillor 1 10 10.0 10 0

Hong Kong Kings

Name Ret Yds Avg Lng TDs
Ron Bongos 3 17 5.7 11 0

Kick Return

Reasonable Lengths

Name Ret Yds Avg TDs
Johnathan A. Keillor 3 70 23.3 0
Kyle Keillor 1 23 23.0 0

Hong Kong Kings

Defensive Stats

Reasonable Lengths

Name Tackles Sacks
Raphael Keillor 7 0
Mike Hunt 5 0
Charles G. Keillor 5 0
Alexander Keillor 5 3
Martin Ruppert 3 0
Michael Keillor 3 0
Phillip Prater 3 1
Hector Keillor 3 0
James J. Keillor 3 0
Gary Keillor 2 0
Richard H. Keillor 2 0
Richard Keillor 2 0
Bradley Keillor 1 0
Curtis Keillor 1 0
Ernest Green 1 0
Michael F. Keillor 1 0
Keith Keillor 1 0
Lucius Sanford 1 0
Everett Keillor 1 0
Kevin Brook 1 0

Hong Kong Kings

Name Tackles Sacks
Turk Ramjet 7 0
Clem Rigid 5 0
Hrrrrgh Partyboy 4 0
Luis Humphries 3 0
Scooter Bwaaarm 3 2
Probable Leggs 3 0
Felonius Khan 3 0
Exponential Tyrone 3 0
Tobin Jocular 3 0
Julius Hardware 2 0
Brock Torque 2 2
Furious Spongebath 2 0
Dwayne Bedlam 2 0
Rocket Bobby 2 0
Tremaine Jazz-Hammock 2 0
DJ Marcel LeJams 2 0
Oscar Cattle-Prod 2 1
Damarcus Rotoscope 2 0
Marjorie Salapettes 1 0
Zerwin Trumpet 1 0
Clarence Reynolds 1 0
Flash Bandit 1 0
Dave Caustic 1 0
Roughstuff Smith 1 0
Robert Farrow 1 0