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Week 5: Hong Kong Kings at Debt-Laden Corpses

October 05, 2025
70°
Repossessed by Bank of America (Gravesend, ENG) Attendance: 74,320 (100%)
Kings 14 0 7 0 3 - 24
Corpses 14 7 0 0 0 - 21

Scoring Summary

(Qtr 1) Corpses: (15:00) 4-Lazarus Recoil kicks 64 yards from HK. 35 to DEB 1. 24-Greg Sanders for 99yards. TOUCHDOWN! Extra point GOOD by 19-Elsa Pato. DEB 7 HK. 0
(Qtr 1) Kings: 1-1-DEB 1 (5:40) 34-Bingo Hazmat ran for 1 yards. TOUCHDOWN! Extra point GOOD by 4-Lazarus Recoil. DEB 7 HK. 7
(Qtr 1) Corpses: 3-1-HK. 2 (1:34) 2-Russell Lazaro pass complete to 33-Jeremy McLendon for 2 yards. TOUCHDOWN! Extra point GOOD by 19-Elsa Pato. DEB 14 HK. 7
(Qtr 1) Kings: (1:31) 19-Elsa Pato kicks 64 yards from DEB 35 to HK. 1. 29-Zerwin Trumpet for 100yards. TOUCHDOWN! Extra point GOOD by 4-Lazarus Recoil. DEB 14 HK. 14
(Qtr 2) Corpses: 1-1-HK. 1 (0:26) 2-Russell Lazaro pass complete to 89-Daniel Smith for 1 yards. TOUCHDOWN! Extra point GOOD by 19-Elsa Pato. DEB 21 HK. 14
(Qtr 3) Kings: 1-1-DEB 0 (2:23) 21-Scowling Frank Fiasco ran for 0 yards. TOUCHDOWN! Extra point GOOD by 4-Lazarus Recoil. DEB 21 HK. 21
(OT) Kings: 2-7-DEB 18 (1:33) 4-Lazarus Recoil 35 yard field goal is GOOD. DEB 21 HK. 24

Team Statistics

Corpses Kings
First Downs 15 19
- Rushing 4 13
- Passing 5 5
- Penalty 6 1
Total Net Yards 163 328
- Offensive Plays 62 72
- Yards Per Play 2.63 4.56
Net Rushing Yards 100 234
- Rushing Attempts 23 49
- Yards Per Rush 4.35 4.78
Net Passing Yards 63 94
- Att/Comp/Int 33 / 22 / 1 23 / 18 / 1
- Gross Passing Yards 116 94
- Sacks/Yards Lost 6 / 53 0 / 0
- Yards Per Pass Play 1.62 4.09
- Yards Per Completion 5.27 5.22
Fumbles/Lost 2 / 1 2 / 1
3rd Down Conversions 2 / 14 6 / 15
- Avg YTG on 3rd Down 8.8 5.6
4th Down Conversions 0 / 0 1 / 1
Penalties/Yards 3 / 9 10 / 97
Punt Returns/Yards 2 / 11 6 / 47
Kick Returns/Yards 3 / 143 1 / 100
Int Returns/Yards 1 / 0 1 / 19
2pt Conversions 0 / 0 0 / 0
Red Zone Visits 3 3
- Red Zone TDs/FGs 2 / 0 2 / 1
Avg Drive Start OWN 34 OWN 34
Time of Possession 37:59 35:02

Drive Charts

Debt-Laden Corpses

Qtr Start Poss From Plays Yards Result
1 14:45 9:07 OPP 25 15 -75 Touchdown
1 5:37 4:07 OWN 31 9 69 Touchdown
2 12:04 2:41 OWN 19 6 18 Punt
2 3:48 1:25 OWN 12 3 9 Punt
2 2:19 1:55 OPP 50 7 50 Touchdown
3 12:55 1:28 OWN 18 3 0 Punt
3 9:32 2:04 OWN 20 3 -5 Punt
3 2:20 1:35 OWN 25 3 9 Punt
4 14:15 0:50 OWN 24 3 -9 Punt
4 13:13 1:25 OPP 14 3 -5 Punt
4 11:48 1:38 OWN 39 4 9 Punt
4 6:18 5:34 OWN 26 12 70 Interception
OT 10:00 2:05 OWN 25 3 3 Punt
OT 7:04 2:05 OWN 24 3 -8 Punt

Hong Kong Kings

Qtr Start Poss From Plays Yards Result
1 1:16 2:06 OPP 23 3 -6 Punt
2 14:10 2:06 OWN 30 3 9 Punt
2 9:23 5:35 OWN 15 8 43 Punt
2 2:23 0:04 OWN 40 1 0 Interception
2 0:24 0:24 OWN 25 1 6 Half
3 15:00 2:05 OWN 25 5 15 Punt
3 11:27 1:55 OWN 43 3 7 Punt
3 7:28 5:08 OWN 44 9 56 Touchdown
3 0:46 1:30 OWN 29 3 7 Punt
4 13:25 0:12 OWN 45 1 0 Fumble
4 10:11 3:52 OWN 13 5 20 Punt
4 0:44 5:44 OWN 21 2 17 Half
OT 7:55 0:52 OWN 34 3 -3 Punt
OT 4:59 3:29 OWN 38 10 45 Field Goal

Rushing Stats

Debt-Laden Corpses

Name Att Yds Avg Lng 10+ TDs
Joseph Schlueter 17 67 3.94 12 2 0
Russell Lazaro 1 15 15.00 15 1 0
Timothy Devine 2 12 6.00 7 0 0
Jeremy McLendon 3 6 2.00 2 0 0

Hong Kong Kings

Name Att Yds Avg Lng 10+ TDs
Flash Bandit 12 70 5.83 12 2 0
Zerwin Trumpet 11 69 6.27 12 2 0
Bingo Hazmat 11 51 4.64 12 1 1
Scowling Frank Fiasco 11 34 3.09 7 0 1
Steve Mastodon 4 10 2.50 7 0 0

Passing Stats

Debt-Laden Corpses

Name Att Comp Yds Sk/Yd TDs Lng Int Rate
Russell Lazaro 33 22 116 6 / 53 2 18 1 79.86

Hong Kong Kings

Name Att Comp Yds Sk/Yd TDs Lng Int Rate
Terry Im 23 18 94 0 / 0 0 14 1 65.58

Receiving Stats

Debt-Laden Corpses

Name Rec Yds Avg Lng TDs
Daniel Smith 6 45 7.50 15 1
Jeremy McLendon 7 24 3.43 8 1
Frank Trombone 2 21 10.50 18 0
Orville Walton 2 13 6.50 11 0
Chris Schumacher 1 10 10.00 10 0
Joseph Schlueter 4 3 0.75 5 0

Hong Kong Kings

Name Rec Yds Avg Lng TDs
Randy Shanghai 3 28 9.33 14 0
Vernon Queen 3 18 6.00 6 0
Papal Event-Horizon 2 16 8.00 8 0
Steve Mastodon 4 16 4.00 6 0
Flash Bandit 1 12 12.00 12 0
Richard Boom 2 7 3.50 5 0
Bingo Hazmat 1 1 1.00 1 0
Zerwin Trumpet 1 0 0.00 0 0
Scowling Frank Fiasco 1 -4 -4.00 -4 0

Blocking Stats

Debt-Laden Corpses

Name PassBlk RunBlk SkAlld TklAlld
Ronald Martin 52 29 3 3
Larry Peterson 40 35 1 3
Lothario Smallholdings 50 23 1 2
Joseph Schlueter 20 6 1 2
Frank Trombone 0 12 0 1
Joseph Floss 40 27 0 1
Jeremy McLendon 19 23 0 0
Xu Zhu 1 1 0 0
Richard Johnson 0 1 0 0
Stella Banjolele 0 4 0 1
Chris Schumacher 0 6 0 0
Charles Hemphill 0 2 0 0
Richard Connor 0 2 0 0
John Clayton 0 1 0 0
William Haas 0 1 0 0
John Lang 0 1 0 0
Shrimponthe Barbee 0 1 0 0
Donovan Conlon 0 1 0 0
Jose Campbell 0 2 0 1
Daniel Smith 13 19 0 2
Harry Dale 0 5 0 0
Jamie Johnson 53 29 0 1
Richard Lay 3 0 0 0
Jonathan Baldridge 7 6 0 0
Guru Stone 11 3 0 0
Greg Sanders 14 4 0 0
Thomas Myrick 0 4 0 0
Lingual Brace 0 4 0 2
Melvin Glitch 0 4 0 0
Willie Overbey 0 3 0 0
Timothy Devine 6 21 0 0
Gina Tangent 0 3 0 0
Thomas Rawson 0 4 0 0
Alfred Kaplan 5 4 0 0
Orville Walton 0 3 0 0

Hong Kong Kings

Name PassBlk RunBlk SkAlld TklAlld
Vernon Queen 3 43 0 0
Hrrrrgh Partyboy 0 5 0 1
Furious Spongebath 0 2 0 0
Dwayne Bedlam 0 2 0 0
Marjorie Salapettes 0 3 0 0
Robert Farrow 0 3 0 1
Felonius Khan 0 3 0 0
Rocket Bobby 0 3 0 0
Scooter Bwaaarm 0 2 0 0
Buster Flightrisk 12 0 0 0
Flash Bandit 1 1 0 0
Tobin Jocular 0 1 0 0
Brock Torque 0 2 0 0
Ron Bongos 0 7 0 0
Damarcus Rotoscope 0 1 0 0
Exponential Tyrone 0 1 0 0
Edison Fancyman 0 1 0 0
Probable Leggs 0 4 0 0
Fromage Demijohn 12 0 0 0
Zoltan Zoltan 22 50 0 4
Randy Shanghai 0 26 0 0
Papal Event-Horizon 0 31 0 1
Beelzebub Fastidious 31 49 0 0
Franchise Oblique 22 51 0 5
Roughstuff Smith 26 53 0 10
Johnny Touchdown 0 22 0 0
Sahil Tassledance 23 55 0 2
Steve Mastodon 5 15 0 0
Steve Morrey 9 5 0 1
Richard Boom 0 17 0 0
Zerwin Trumpet 2 3 0 0
Bingo Hazmat 7 2 0 0
Turk Ramjet 12 4 0 0
Crank Virtue 12 0 0 0
Douglas Mopey 14 2 0 0
Luis Humphries 10 6 0 1
Scowling Frank Fiasco 1 1 0 0

Interception Stats

Debt-Laden Corpses

Name Int Yds Avg TDs
Thomas Rawson 1 0 0.00 0

Hong Kong Kings

Name Int Yds Avg TDs
Turk Ramjet 1 19 19.00 0

Fumble Stats

Debt-Laden Corpses

Name Fumb Recov Force TDs
Charles Hemphill 1 1 0 0
Greg Sanders 1 0 0 0
John Clayton 0 0 1 0
Lingual Brace 0 0 1 0
Stella Banjolele 0 1 0 0

Hong Kong Kings

Name Fumb Recov Force TDs
Bingo Hazmat 1 0 0 0
Steve Mastodon 1 0 0 0
Zoltan Zoltan 0 1 1 0
Papal Event-Horizon 0 1 0 0

Punting

Debt-Laden Corpses

Name Punts Yds Avg Net Lng In 20
Jorge Gusta Vino 10 453 45.30 41.00 50 2

Hong Kong Kings

Name Punts Yds Avg Net Lng In 20
Inigo Nine-Millimeter 8 346 43.25 39.00 52 3

Kicking

Debt-Laden Corpses

Name FG 40+ 50+ Lng XP
Elsa Pato 0 / 0 0 / 0 0 / 0 - 3 / 3

Hong Kong Kings

Name FG 40+ 50+ Lng XP
Lazarus Recoil 1 / 1 0 / 0 0 / 0 35 3 / 3

Punt Return

Debt-Laden Corpses

Name Ret Yds Avg Lng TDs
Greg Sanders 2 11 5.5 6 0

Hong Kong Kings

Name Ret Yds Avg Lng TDs
Ron Bongos 6 47 7.8 10 0

Kick Return

Debt-Laden Corpses

Name Ret Yds Avg TDs
Greg Sanders 3 143 47.7 1

Hong Kong Kings

Name Ret Yds Avg TDs
Zerwin Trumpet 1 100 100.0 1

Defensive Stats

Debt-Laden Corpses

Name Tackles Sacks
Thomas Myrick 10 0
Richard Connor 9 0
Lingual Brace 8 0
John Clayton 7 0
Jose Campbell 6 0
Shrimponthe Barbee 6 0
Charles Hemphill 5 0
Harry Dale 5 0
Alfred Kaplan 4 0
John Lang 3 0
Victor Ellerman 1 0
Willie Overbey 1 0
Stella Banjolele 1 0
Thomas Rawson 1 0
Jonathan Baldridge 1 0
Bernard Ruck 1 0
Gina Tangent 1 0

Hong Kong Kings

Name Tackles Sacks
Marjorie Salapettes 7 0
Felonius Khan 7 0
Damarcus Rotoscope 6 0
Rocket Bobby 5 0
Turk Ramjet 5 0
Furious Spongebath 4 0
Edison Fancyman 4 2
Dwayne Bedlam 4 3
Hrrrrgh Partyboy 3 0
Exponential Tyrone 3 1
Probable Leggs 3 0
Tobin Jocular 2 0
Papal Event-Horizon 1 0
Cruz Sweeney 1 0