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Preseason Week 3: Hong Kong Kings at Maastricht Violent Vermin

August 23, 2025
65°
Oscillococcinum Square (Maastricht, 05) Attendance: 36,482 (53%)
Kings 3 7 7 17 - 34
Violent Vermin 0 3 0 0 - 3

Scoring Summary

(Qtr 1) Kings: 4-4-MAA 15 (8:29) 4-Lazarus Recoil 33 yard field goal is GOOD. MAA 0 HK. 3
(Qtr 2) Kings: 4-4-MAA 31 (2:30) 1-Jonathon Lucchesi punts 56 yards to HK. 14. 80-Randy Shanghai for 87 yards. TOUCHDOWN! Extra point GOOD by 4-Lazarus Recoil. MAA 0 HK. 10
(Qtr 2) Violent Vermin: 1-10-HK. 28 (0:05) 14-John Williams 45 yard field goal is GOOD. MAA 3 HK. 10
(Qtr 3) Kings: 2-2-MAA 5 (1:50) 20-Flash Bandit ran for 5 yards. TOUCHDOWN! Extra point GOOD by 4-Lazarus Recoil. MAA 3 HK. 17
(Qtr 4) Kings: 3-3-MAA 6 (10:50) 5-Michael Clerk pass complete to 88-Clarence Reynolds for 6 yards. TOUCHDOWN! Extra point GOOD by 4-Lazarus Recoil. MAA 3 HK. 24
(Qtr 4) Kings: 3-9-MAA 9 (8:15) 30-Steve Mastodon ran to MAA 0 for 8 yards. TOUCHDOWN! Extra point GOOD by 4-Lazarus Recoil. MAA 3 HK. 31
(Qtr 4) Kings: 4-6-MAA 19 (5:57) 4-Lazarus Recoil 36 yard field goal is GOOD. MAA 3 HK. 34

Team Statistics

Violent Vermin Kings
First Downs 16 13
- Rushing 5 6
- Passing 5 6
- Penalty 6 1
Total Net Yards 189 286
- Offensive Plays 74 60
- Yards Per Play 2.55 4.77
Net Rushing Yards 87 133
- Rushing Attempts 21 37
- Yards Per Rush 4.14 3.59
Net Passing Yards 102 153
- Att/Comp/Int 48 / 18 / 0 23 / 15 / 0
- Gross Passing Yards 142 153
- Sacks/Yards Lost 5 / 40 0 / 0
- Yards Per Pass Play 1.92 6.65
- Yards Per Completion 7.89 10.20
Fumbles/Lost 1 / 0 1 / 0
3rd Down Conversions 2 / 17 6 / 16
- Avg YTG on 3rd Down 9.4 6.2
4th Down Conversions 1 / 6 0 / 0
Penalties/Yards 4 / 24 8 / 68
Punt Returns/Yards 2 / 7 2 / 96
Kick Returns/Yards 4 / 99 0 / 0
Int Returns/Yards 0 / 0 0 / 0
2pt Conversions 0 / 0 0 / 0
Red Zone Visits 0 5
- Red Zone TDs/FGs 0 / 0 3 / 2
Avg Drive Start OWN 24 OWN 38
Time of Possession 24:19 35:42

Drive Charts

Maastricht Violent Vermin

Qtr Start Poss From Plays Yards Result
1 13:33 0:22 OWN 29 4 15 Punt
1 8:26 4:55 OWN 25 7 22 Punt
1 1:21 1:27 OWN 37 3 5 Punt
2 13:32 2:10 OWN 34 3 5 Punt
2 9:58 2:40 OWN 35 4 11 Punt
2 4:24 2:18 OWN 25 3 6 Punt
3 15:00 1:40 OWN 25 6 39 Punt
3 10:06 3:03 OWN 23 5 3 Punt
3 1:47 0:17 OWN 25 3 0 Punt
4 13:28 1:23 OWN 20 4 4 Downs
4 10:48 0:34 OWN 15 4 -2 Downs
4 8:10 0:17 OWN 22 4 12 Downs
4 5:54 0:59 OWN 17 5 33 Downs
4 2:48 2:14 OWN 4 12 52 Downs

Hong Kong Kings

Qtr Start Poss From Plays Yards Result
1 15:00 1:27 OWN 25 3 1 Punt
1 13:11 4:45 OWN 20 9 65 Field Goal
1 3:31 2:10 OWN 13 3 5 Punt
2 14:53 1:22 OWN 10 3 8 Punt
2 11:22 1:24 OWN 17 3 3 Punt
2 7:18 2:54 OWN 18 5 11 Punt
2 2:06 2:05 OPP 31 7 -41 Field Goal
2 0:01 0:01 OWN 25 1 26 Half
3 13:20 3:14 OWN 9 6 24 Punt
3 7:03 5:16 OWN 28 9 72 Touchdown
3 1:30 3:03 OWN 25 5 16 Punt
4 12:05 1:17 OPP 13 3 13 Touchdown
4 10:13 2:03 OPP 14 4 14 Touchdown
4 7:53 2:00 OPP 22 3 4 Field Goal
4 4:55 2:07 OPP 47 3 8 Punt
4 0:34 0:34 OWN 47 1 15 Game

Rushing Stats

Maastricht Violent Vermin

Name Att Yds Avg Lng 10+ TDs
Robert Hussey 13 47 3.62 13 2 0
James Klein 8 40 5.00 11 2 0

Hong Kong Kings

Name Att Yds Avg Lng 10+ TDs
Flash Bandit 9 42 4.67 15 2 1
Zerwin Trumpet 10 29 2.90 10 1 0
Scowling Frank Fiasco 6 29 4.83 16 1 0
Bingo Hazmat 9 26 2.89 9 0 0
Steve Mastodon 3 7 2.33 8 0 1

Passing Stats

Maastricht Violent Vermin

Name Att Comp Yds Sk/Yd TDs Lng Int Rate
William Mitchell 34 7 79 3 / 23 0 29 0 39.58
Clayton Kleiber 14 11 63 2 / 17 0 20 0 85.42

Hong Kong Kings

Name Att Comp Yds Sk/Yd TDs Lng Int Rate
Terry Im 11 5 88 0 / 0 0 35 0 73.30
Michael Clerk 12 10 65 0 / 0 1 11 0 117.01

Receiving Stats

Maastricht Violent Vermin

Name Rec Yds Avg Lng TDs
Brian Ferguson 7 71 10.14 20 0
Randolph Brown 1 29 29.00 29 0
John Abston 2 15 7.50 8 0
William Winfrey 3 11 3.67 5 0
Robert Hussey 4 9 2.25 4 0
Louis Harrison 1 7 7.00 7 0

Hong Kong Kings

Name Rec Yds Avg Lng TDs
Johnny Touchdown 1 35 35.00 35 0
Papal Event-Horizon 4 26 6.50 11 0
Randy Shanghai 1 26 26.00 26 0
Clarence Reynolds 3 23 7.67 15 1
Ron Bongos 3 16 5.33 10 0
Vernon Queen 1 10 10.00 10 0
Francis Vaughn 1 10 10.00 10 0
Flash Bandit 1 7 7.00 7 0

Blocking Stats

Maastricht Violent Vermin

Name PassBlk RunBlk SkAlld TklAlld
Justin Hill 23 18 1 3
Joseph Anderson 41 10 1 1
Jerry Thomas 6 0 1 1
Dale Schindler 14 12 0 2
Kenneth Gutierrez 43 21 0 0
John Fox 0 2 0 0
Matthew Brown 0 3 0 0
Kenneth Wise 0 1 0 0
Jon Scoville 0 1 0 0
Nathan Rea 0 3 0 0
Patrick Weber 0 1 0 0
David Salter 2 1 0 0
Don Harris 0 2 0 0
Richard Williams 1 0 0 0
Hiram Tankersley 2 3 0 0
Ray Vance 0 3 0 0
Joseph Lawrence 0 3 0 0
Carl Fortenberry 0 3 0 0
Anthony Tillotson 0 3 0 1
William Nelson 2 2 0 0
John Ramos 0 1 0 0
Vincent Hodge 0 2 0 1
Walter Northcutt 21 16 0 2
Robert Hussey 3 0 0 0
Brian Lacey 14 14 0 1
James Williams 44 11 0 0
Christopher Breit 6 1 0 0
Juan Ingram 46 14 0 0
Jeffrey Thorpe 21 18 0 0
Louis Harrison 0 15 0 0
William Winfrey 0 7 0 0
Randolph Brown 0 5 0 0
Ronald Tremaine 0 2 0 0
James Klein 12 5 0 1
Troy Henry 35 12 0 0
Micah Torres 0 3 0 0
Brian Ferguson 0 11 0 1
Ryan Hall 36 20 0 0
Donald Hood 4 0 0 0
Jerry Mease 22 19 0 0
John Abston 0 14 0 0

Hong Kong Kings

Name PassBlk RunBlk SkAlld TklAlld
Vernon Queen 5 12 0 0
Ron Bongos 0 18 0 0
Hank Massive 17 27 0 0
Francis Vaughn 10 18 0 1
Julius Hardware 0 1 0 0
Dave Caustic 0 2 0 0
Scanner Poopsy 0 2 0 1
Marjorie Salapettes 0 2 0 0
Scooter Bwaaarm 0 2 0 0
Furious Spongebath 0 2 0 0
Probable Leggs 2 2 0 0
Bingo Hazmat 2 0 0 0
Fromage Demijohn 21 23 0 0
Steve Morrey 21 27 0 4
Clarence Reynolds 0 17 0 0
Richard Boom 0 4 0 0
Flash Bandit 4 3 0 0
Zoltan Zoltan 11 20 0 3
Zerwin Trumpet 1 3 0 0
Papal Event-Horizon 0 27 0 1
Douglas Mopey 11 17 0 2
Franchise Oblique 8 14 0 0
Johnny Touchdown 0 6 0 0
Buster Flightrisk 18 17 0 4
Sahil Tassledance 11 18 0 1
Randy Shanghai 0 5 0 0
Steve Mastodon 6 4 0 1
Turk Ramjet 9 6 0 0
Crank Virtue 30 34 0 2
Jeremy Yee 13 3 0 0
Luis Humphries 3 3 0 0
Beelzebub Fastidious 25 21 0 1
Roughstuff Smith 14 2 0 0
Scowling Frank Fiasco 1 1 0 0

Interception Stats

Maastricht Violent Vermin

Hong Kong Kings

Fumble Stats

Maastricht Violent Vermin

Name Fumb Recov Force TDs
James Klein 1 0 0 0
Dale Schindler 0 1 0 0

Hong Kong Kings

Name Fumb Recov Force TDs
Michael Clerk 1 0 0 0
Tremaine Jazz-Hammock 0 0 1 0
Steve Morrey 0 1 0 0

Punting

Maastricht Violent Vermin

Name Punts Yds Avg Net Lng In 20
Jonathon Lucchesi 9 415 46.11 33.22 57 5

Hong Kong Kings

Name Punts Yds Avg Net Lng In 20
Inigo Nine-Millimeter 8 379 47.38 43.50 63 1

Kicking

Maastricht Violent Vermin

Name FG 40+ 50+ Lng XP
John Williams 1 / 1 1 / 1 0 / 0 45 0 / 0

Hong Kong Kings

Name FG 40+ 50+ Lng XP
Lazarus Recoil 2 / 2 0 / 0 0 / 0 36 4 / 4

Punt Return

Maastricht Violent Vermin

Name Ret Yds Avg Lng TDs
William Winfrey 2 7 3.5 5 0

Hong Kong Kings

Name Ret Yds Avg Lng TDs
Randy Shanghai 2 96 48.0 87 1

Kick Return

Maastricht Violent Vermin

Name Ret Yds Avg TDs
Brian Ferguson 3 68 22.7 0
Robert Hussey 1 31 31.0 0

Hong Kong Kings

Defensive Stats

Maastricht Violent Vermin

Name Tackles Sacks
Frank Anderson 6 0
Chris McLain 5 0
Ray Vance 5 0
Hiram Tankersley 5 0
John Fox 4 0
Jon Scoville 4 0
John Ramos 4 0
Bob Edmunds 4 0
Anthony Tillotson 4 0
Kenneth Wise 3 0
Joseph Lawrence 2 0
Nathan Rea 2 0
Ronald Tremaine 1 0
Christopher Breit 1 0
Walter Northcutt 1 0

Hong Kong Kings

Name Tackles Sacks
Dave Caustic 8 0
Felonius Khan 7 0
Julius Hardware 6 1
Hrrrrgh Partyboy 4 0
Furious Spongebath 4 0
Scooter Bwaaarm 3 2
Tobin Jocular 3 0
Damarcus Rotoscope 2 0
Robert Farrow 2 0
Tremaine Jazz-Hammock 2 0
Rocket Bobby 1 0
Clem Rigid 1 1
Luis Humphries 1 0
Edison Fancyman 1 0
Lazarus Recoil 1 0
Chaz Contraband 1 0
Dwayne Bedlam 1 1
Scanner Poopsy 1 0
Marjorie Salapettes 1 0