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The Blood God's Hall of Meat

By ColonelFailure - League Admin
7/28/2022 3:10 am
The Blood God demands only the finest meats from the iron of grid.

This is, of course a lie. The Blood God demands ALL THE MEAT.

Preseason 1 Hall of Meat

Raptors 28
Anarchy 27
Cubs 21
Auctioneers 21
Elders 21
North Stars 19
Rhinos 19
Echidnas 19
Terriers 19
Slammers 18
Dragons 18
Lions 17
Harbourmasters 14
Earthquake 14
Crazy Wolves 13
Slamhounds 13
Lengths 13
Arrows 13
Bullfighters 13
Screamers 12
Soneros 12
Baguettes 12
Republicains 11
Kings 11
Philly 11
Sharknado 11
Pilots 10
Mean Machine 9
Wildcats 8
Railriders 4
Prodigies 4
Fools 1


Your number is the total weeks of injury your team currently sports. The higher the number, the more the Blood God is satisfied with you.

Re: The Blood God's Hall of Meat

By ColonelFailure - League Admin
8/01/2022 5:03 am
Preseason 2 Hall Of Meat

Philly 43 (+32)
Anarchy 41 (+14)
Sharknado 40 (+29)
Crazy Wolves 39 (+26)
Harbourmasters 36 (+22)
Raptors 34 (+6)
Screamers 33 (+21)
Lions 30 (+13)
Cubs 28 (+7)
Terriers 26 (+7)
Dragons 26 (+8)
Lengths 26 (+13)
Bullfighters 26 (+13)
Mean Machine 26 (+17)
Soneros 25 (+13)
Kings 24 (+13)
Earthquake 23 (+9)
Arrows 22 (+9)
Elders 21 (0)
Echidnas 21 (+2)
Fools 21 (+20)
Slammers 20 (+2)
Rhinos 19 (0)
Slamhounds 19 (+6)
Railriders 19 (+15)
North Stars 18 (-1)
Wildcats 18 (+10)
Auctioneers 15 (-6)
Baguettes 11 (-1)
Pilots 10 (0)
Republicains 6 (-5)
Prodigies 6 (+2)


The Blood God smiles on Philly, Sharknado and the Crazy Wolves. "THIS IS MEAT", he bellows. "I WILL RAISE YOU HIGH IN MY LEGIONS."

"A CURSE UPON YOU, PRODIGIES, REPUBLICAINS, PILOTS. THERE MUST BE MORE MEAT FOR THE BLOOD GOD. THE BLOOD GOD WANTS MEAT. WHERE IS THE MEAT?"

Re: The Blood God's Hall of Meat

By ColonelFailure - League Admin
8/03/2022 3:56 am
Preseason 3 Hall of Meat

Terriers 26 (+30)
Anarchy 41 (+8)
Dragons 26 (+16)
Raptors 34 (+7)
Cubs 28 (+13)
Sharknado 40 (-5)
Harbourmasters 36 (-1)
Bullfighters 26 (+9)
Philly 43 (-9)
Lions 30 (+3)
Crazy Wolves 39 (-10)
Soneros 25 (+3)
Fools 21 (+7)
Railriders 19 (+7)
Auctioneers 15 (+10)
Screamers 33 (-9)
Mean Machine 26 (-2)
Baguettes 11 (+13)
Wildcats 18 (+3)
Echidnas 21 (-1)
Pilots 10 (+10)
Lengths 26 (-7)
Slamhounds 19 (0)
Rhinos 19 (-1)
Earthquake 23 (-7)
Kings 24 (-10)
Arrows 22 (-8)
North Stars 18 (-4)
Elders 21 (-9)
Republicains 6 (+5)
Slammers 20 (-11)
Prodigies 6 (+1)

I GOT A FEVER! AND THE ONLY REMEDY IS MORE MEAT! YESSSSSSS TERRIERS! LET THE MEAT FLOW THROUGH YOU! YOU THERE! SLAMMERS! NO NO NO NO NO MORE MEAT. NOT LESS MEAT, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Last edited at 8/03/2022 3:57 am

Re: The Blood God's Hall of Meat

By ColonelFailure - League Admin
8/05/2022 5:54 am
Preseason 4 Hall of Meat

Terriers 56 (-2)
Soneros 28 (+23)
Anarchy 49 (-4)
Fools 28 (+13)
Bullfighters 35 (+5)
Sharknado 35 (+4)
Cubs 41 (-3)
Raptors 41 (-4)
Lions 33 (+3)
Screamers 24 (+11)
Rhinos 18 (+15)
Arrows 14 (+18)
Auctioneers 25 (+6)
Dragons 42 (-16)
Philly 34 (-8)
Slamhounds 19 (+7)
Crazy Wolves 29 (-5)
Echidnas 20 (+2)
Mean Machine 24 (-3)
Earthquake 16 (+5)
Lengths 19 (+1)
Republicains 11 (+7)
Baguettes 24 (-8)
Pilots 20 (-4)
Harbourmasters 35 (-20)
Railriders 26 (-11)
Wildcats 21 (-6)
Slammers 9 (+3)
Elders 12 (-1)
Kings 14 (-4)
Prodigies 7 (0)
North Stars 14 (-12)

Re: The Blood God's Hall of Meat

By wolfwithcats
8/13/2022 2:32 am
Regular season Game 3 Hall of Meat
(all changes are since Presason game 4)

The Blood god is back demanding sacrifices!
Some teams have pleased him some have made him very angry

Rhinos and Prodidgies have satisfied him most certainly.
While the Raptors, Harbourmaster and most of all the Terriers have made him scream in fury.

Overall he is starving and demands more offerings or the world will feel his wrath!

Wildcats 49 (-16)
Rhinos 46 (+28)
Mean Machine 41 (+17)
Sharknado 41 (+6)
Anarchy 37 (-12)
Echidnas 37 (+17)
Arrows 33 (+19)
Prodigies 31 (+24)
Bullfighters 29 (-6)
Lengths 27 (+8)
Pilots 26 (+6)
Slamhounds 26 (+7)
Earthquake 25 (+9)
Lions 25 (-8)
Railriders 25 (-1)
Screamers 24 (0)
Slammers 24 (+15)
Soneros 22 (-6)
Philly 21 (-13)
Terriers 21 (-35)
Crazy Wolves 19 (-10)
Auctioneers 18 (-7)
Dragons 18 (-24)
North Stars 18 (+4)
Cubs 16 (-25)
Fools 16 (-2)
Republicains 16 (+5)
Raptors 14 (-27)
Baguettes 13 (-11)
Elders 12 (0)
Kings 10 (-4)
Harbourmasters 7 (-28)

RHINOS , YEEEESSSS! YOU GIVE ME WHAT I WANT, AAAHHHH, FRESH MEEAAT, GIVE ME MORE!!!
Last edited at 8/15/2022 5:58 am

Re: The Blood God's Hall of Meat

By wolfwithcats
8/15/2022 5:56 am
The Blood God's Hall of Meat Week 4

Last week the blood god was so happy to be back so he counted wrong
The Wildcats had offered 49 meat not 43, he was much pleased when he saw this
MORE MEAT!! YEEEEEEES!!!

This week the finest cut of meat was offered by the Slammers who by Offering
Parker Cooke (9 weeks) gets Meat of the Week

The most genorous team this week was the Terriers who offered a fine pile of 14 fine cut filés

The wrath will fall upon Echidnas who seems to think they can get away from giving anything new.

(1)Wildcats 47 (-2)
(4)Sharknado 44 (+3)
(5)Anarchy 38 (+1)
(3)Mean Machine 37 (-4)
((13)Earthquake 35 (+10)
(2)Rhinos 35 (-11)
(20)Terriers 35 (+14)
(12)Slamhounds 34 (+8)
(17)Slammers 32 (+8)
(18)Soneros 31 (+9)
(26)Fools 29 (+2)
(14)Lions 29 (+4)
(16)Screamers 26 (+2)
(6)Echidnas 23 (-14)
(7)Arrows 23 (-10)
(31)Kings 21 (+11)
(8)Prodigies 21 (-10)
(22)Auctioneers 20 (+2)
(21)Crazy Wolves 20 (+1)
(19)Philly 20 (-1)
(11)Pilots 20 (-6)
(9)Bullfighters 18 (-11)
(27)Republicains 18 (+2)
(15)Railriders 17 (-8)
(24)North Stars 17 (-1)
(10)Lengths 16 (-11)
(25)Cubs 15 (-1)
(29)Baguettes 13 (0)
(23)Dragons 11 (-7)
(30)Elders 11 (-1)
(28)Raptors 9 (-5)
(32)Harbourmasters 3 (-4)

AAAAAHHHHH, NEED TO OFFER MORE, NEEEEEEEED MORE, AAAL OF YOOOUUU LOOOOK AT TERRIERS THEY KNOOOW HOW IT'S DONE YEEEES, VERY GOOOOD
Last edited at 8/15/2022 8:39 am

Re: The Blood God's Hall of Meat

By wolfwithcats
8/17/2022 9:51 am
The Blood God's Hall of Meat Week 5

WHYYYYYYYYY ARE YOOOOUUU OFFEEERING SOOOOO LITTLEEE.
Howls the blood god. I NEEEEED MOOOREEE

There were teams who this week showed there true devosion to the only true God
Raptors are this weeks biggest beliver with 17 Raptor burgers served smoking hot on a plate of bones.

Anarchy, and Lengths are also on the verge of being true belivers with 16 pieces of rotting flesh each.

Diverting from the path are the Earthquakes and the Blood God is not pleased!

Paul Small is Meat of the week with a nice offering of 9

(3)Anarchy 54 (+16)
(1)Wildcats 47 (0)
(2)Sharknado 44 (0)
(7)Terriers 39 (+4)
(4)Mean Machine 37 (0)
(6)Rhinos 33 (-8)
(26)Lengths 32 (+16)
(12)Lions 32 (+3)
(9)Slammers 32 (0)
(14)Echidnas 31 (+8)
(8)Slamhounds 30 (-4)
(13)Screamers 29 (+3)
(31)Raptors 28 (+17)
(10)Soneros 28 (-3)
(24)Railriders 27 (+10)
(22)Bullfighters 26 (+8)
(5)Earthquake 25 (-10)
(21)Pilots 25 (+5)
(20)Philly 23 (-7)
(17)Prodigies 23 (+2)
(11)Fools 22 (-7)
(15)Arrows 20 (-3)
(23)Republicains 20 (+2)
(18)Auctioneers 19 (-1)
(20)Crazy Wolves 18 (-2)
(16)Kings 18 (-7)
(25)North Stars 16 (-1)
(30)Elders 15 (+4)
(27)Cubs 11 (-4)
(28)Baguettes 9 (-4)
(29)Dragons 8 (-3)
32Harbourmasters 0 (-3)

RAPTOR BURGERS SUUUREEE ARE TAASTYY, III WANNT MOOOORE
Last edited at 8/17/2022 9:55 am

Re: The Blood God's Hall of Meat

By wolfwithcats
8/21/2022 8:03 am
The Blood God's Hall of Meat Week 6

YOOOUUU AREE DEEFIIING THE WIIIIL OOF THEE BLOOOOD GOOOD
MOOOREEE MEEEAATT MUSSSSSST BEEE OFFFFEERD!!!!!!

The Harbourmasters failed to keep an eye on the ships as several run a ground and sank providing nice fruits of the sea to the one and only God!!

While Sharknado must belive they can get away with keeping all the spoils to them selfs

At least the Lions know how to offer large pieces as Thomas Wright is this Meat of The Week with 8 nice antilope carcasses.

(1)Anarchy 43(-12)
(4)Terriers 39(0)
(2)Wildcats 37(-10)
(8)Lions 36(+4) Thomas Wright 8
(14)Soneros 34(+6)
(18)Pilots 33(+8)
(13)Raptors 33(+5)
(11)Slamhounds 32(+2)
(5)Mean Machine 30(-7)
(17)Earthquake 29(+4)
(12)Screamers 29(0)
(3)Sharknado 29(-15)
(22)Arrows 27(+7)
(16)Bullfighters 27(+1)
(10)Echidnas 24(-7)
(7)Lengths 24(-8)
(6)Rhinos 22(-11)
(9)Slammers 25(-7)
(38)Elders 23(+8)
(21)Fools 22(0)
(23)Republicains 22(+2)
(24)Auctioneers 19(0)
(29)Cubs 19(+8)
(20)Prodigies 17(-6)
(15)Railriders 16(-11)
(30)Baguettes 18(+9)
(25)Crazy Wolves 18(0)
(26)Kings 16(-2)
(27)North Stars 16(0)
(19)Philly 14(-9)
(31)Dragons 12(+4)
(32)Harbourmasters 11(+11)

MEEAATT FROOOMM THEEE SEEAAA , MEEEEE LIIIKKE VVERRY MUCCCHH, GIIVEE MOOORRE!!

Re: The Blood God's Hall of Meat

By wolfwithcats
8/22/2022 7:09 am
The Blood God's Hall of Meat Week 7

NOOOM NOOOOM NOOOM , SLUUURP, BUUUUUUURRPP

This has been a most pleasent week the Blood God can’t even speak due to all the meat that has been laid before his feet (An increase of meat since last week by 21)

North Stars must have really understood that the only true path is to please the Blood God as much as possible.

While the Lions have hidden under the couch like scared little kittens waiting there apending doom of judgement

The Harbourmasters decided to offer David Lunt (12) as this weeks ”Meat of the week”

While the Kings stand behind with Tobin Jacular (11) with disspointment on there faces as they didn’t get the Blood Gods praise.

(1)Anarchy 41(-2)
(29)North Stars 39(+23)
(6)Pilots 39 (+6)
(2)Terriers 36(-3)
(8)Slamhounds 34(+2)
(5)Soneros 34(0)
(7)Raptors 33(0)
(9)Mean Machine 32(+2)
(21)Republicains 31(+9)
(19)Elders 29(+6)
(11)Screamers 29(0)
(15)Echidnas 28(+4)
(32)Harbourmasters 28(+17)
(13)Arrows 27(0)
(12)Sharknado 26(-3)
(4)Lions 25(-11)
(26)Baguettes 23(+5)
(10)Earthquake 22(-7)
(3)Wildcats 22(-15)
(18)Slammers 23(+1)
(14)Bullfighters 19(-8)
(20)Fools 18(+4)
(28)Kings 18(+2)
(55)Railriders 18(+2)
(17)Rhinos 18(-4)
(27)Crazy Wolves 17(-1)
(16)Lengths 16(-8)
(22)Auctioneers 16(-3)
(31)Dragons 14(+2)
(23)Cubs 12(-7)
(30)Philly 12(-2)
(24)Prodigies 12(-5)

NOOOOM NOOOOM NOOOOOM STAAAAR MEEEAAAAT, NOOOM NOOOOM,
Last edited at 8/24/2022 11:40 am

Re: The Blood God's Hall of Meat

By wolfwithcats
8/24/2022 11:58 am
The Blood God's Hall of Meat Week 8

FOOOOOOOOOOOLS, YOU ARE NOT THE FOOOOLS, YOOOUUUU AARRREE VEEERRY WISSSSSSEEE

As was said above the Fools tried there best to out do North Stars almost made it but barley mist but as the fools they are they will surley try again.

The Terriers on the other hand is lying whimpering in their dog house hoping not to be found.

This week the Fools also very proudly present the Meat of the week in form of
Gary Abels

Anarchy 53(+12)
Soneros 50(+16)
Arrows 43(+16)
Elders 39(+10)
Raptors 39(+6)
Fools 38(+20)
North Stars 35(+4)
Pilots 35 (-4)
Harbourmasters 33(+5)
Mean Machine 33(+1)
Screamers 33(+4)
Slamhounds 33(-1)
Echidnas 28(0)
Lions 28(+3)
Dragons 27(+13)
Rhinos 27(+9)
Wildcats 17(-5)
Crazy Wolves 25(+8)
Terriers 25(-11)
Republicains 23(-8)
Railriders 22(+4)
Kings 21(+3)
Prodigies 21(+9)
Baguettes 19(-4)
Slammers 19(-4)
Sharknado 18(-8)
Cubs 17(+5)
Bullfighters 16(-2)
Lengths 16(0)
Earthquake 15(-7)
Philly 14(+2)
Auctioneers 9(-7)

YESSSSSS FOOOOOLS MOOOOOSTTT MEEAATT AANND BIIIGGESSSST MEEEEAAAT YOOOOUUUU AAARRREE MOOOSSSTTTT WOOORTTTHYYYY

Last edited at 8/24/2022 11:58 am