Hello….Hello…. is this thing on???
What do you meen if it’s on??
Well the listeners need to be able to hear us!
They are readers this is a forum!
Ohhh…..

Hello and welcome to the deepest part of the abyss i’m Flesh!
And i’m Bone…
-Flesh: We are here to guide you through the wonderful and gruesome delight that is the ”League of Meat”
-Bone: Yes we are!

-Flesh: To start why don’t we go through the rules of the league.
-Bone: Why we hae already done that??
-Flesh: Well everybody might not have read it!
-Bone: Why???

-Flesh: Any way. Here are the Rules for this season.
-bu…..

Injuries are classified as follows
Probable: 1 Piece
Questionable: 2 Pieces
Doubtful: 3 Pieces
Out: 6 Pieces

That is then multiplies by the number of Pieces the player donated.

-Bone: I wanna explain the Result and League system!!!!
-Flesh: Alright then , but no mistakes!
-Bone: The result are displayed as following!
the winning team are the team that Slougthered the most meat from the opposing team
Then it’s presented by type of piece donated and the total number of pieces .
-Flesh: If a team make a donation that show 0 weeks then that will be presented as half of the number of pieces.
-Bone: Hey i wanted to say that!!!!
-Flesh: There are also three awards each week, Bone!
-Yes, Tha award are as follows
Meat Of the week: The player that donated the most amount of meat!
Meal Of the week: The team that contibuted the largest donation.
Path of damnation: The team that will be in forever shame for the smallest plate.

-I WAAAANT MEEEAETTTT, WHHHERRRE ISS MMYYYY MMMEAAATTTT

-Bone:Seems, His Blood dripping lordship is getting restless
-Flesh: Better get to it then, here are the awards for Preseason Week 1
Meat of the week: Doug Betters of the Elders with a genourous Out for 12 weeks donation, which gives 72 pieces of dried up jerky.
The Soneros take this weeks ”Meal of the week”, for their slaughter feast of the Elders A total of 128 Pieces( mostly made up of Doug)
Wondering the Path of eternal damnation is also the Soneros that only offered a total of 10 pieces, the blood god is not happy with that….ARRRRGGGGGHHHHHH.

-Bone: here are the results from the first week, read it and weep…….



PLLLEENTTY OOOFFF MEEEAATT......I WAAANNNTTT MOOORRREEE

I did good! High score wins right? Or is it like that other silly game...GOLF??

-Bone, Bone, Bone, Bone!
-Yes Flesh what is it?
-We gave out the wrong award last week!
-What do you mean Flesh?
-The Path of Damnation it should have gone to the Elders, the Blood god is furiuos!
he almost ate me!!!!
-Well now that you say it, i guess you are correct, they did offer the least amount from the other team! So we have to make a correction from last week, Sorry Elders.

-Anyway Bone, with that behind us....
-ARRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH
-Almost...
Lets move on to this week and do try and do it right this time Bone.
-What do you mea.....
-Here are the awards for preseason week 2

Meat of the week goes to The rotting carcass of Old Bob from the Fools who dumped 72 peices in the trash pile.
Serving up this weeks late night supper is the Screamers who presents 98 pieces of fools steak.
Dragging them self screaming along the Path of Damnation is the Arrows after only cutting out 2 tiny pieces of Dog meat.

-Why did you bla.....
-Here are the results from this week, as always read them and weep.



IIII WAAAANNNTTT MOOORRREEEE, FFFFOOOOLLLLSSSS AAARRRREEEE TAASSTTYYYY!

Thanks for the mention....NOT!

Shhhhhh.....Please be quiet....It's me Bone.....I just wanna say that that it was not me that did wrong on week one....it was
-Bone, what are you doing!
-Nothing Flesh, just getting ready for this weeks bloodbath.
-Well don't drag it on then, the Blood God is not very patient!
-Here are thi...
-This weeks awards are as following

Meat of the week are brought by plane by the Pilots and a tasty dish from south of the border in the form of Thomas Escobar with 72 pieces
And in a devestating Earthquake some Rhinos that were cought in a tsunami are being served as Meal of the week.
And swimming the current of devastation are the Sharknados that to the frustration of his highness didn't bring any offerings at all.

-Bone: Here are the results from this week, ha I got to say it this time
-Flesh:???



ENNNDDAANNGGGERRRDD MEEEAAETTT, LLLLAAAAASSSTTT OFFFF THHEEE RHINNOOOSSS!!!!!

-Hello and welcome back to the ****** floor of the meat grinding factory!
It's just me here today apperently. I have no clue of where Bone is.
So i might as wel...
-I'am here, I'm here, I'm here
-Were have you been? i have already started.
-I was trying to explain to his bloodiness that the season is done!
-What are you talking about, there are plenty of matchet left
-But you said that this was the last???
-Of Preseason Yes, but we also have Regular and Post season.
-I'll be right back!
-Well, while he's off to do some explaining we can start with this weeks awards

-Trying with out any hope of success to climb out of the meat grinder is this weeks "meat of the week"! Theoplilius T. Prendergast of the Raptors, well that name was a mouthful just as the 78 pieces that will come out as fine mincemeat.
-The feast this week is provided by the Slammers!
-Bone!!!
-I just wanted to say something!
-Well go ahead then, if you must!
-As i was saying the Raptors were torn to pieces, but not as torn to pieces as the Arrows will be as they were not flying strait this week unless you count the way they are wobbling down to the shooting range of damnation.

-We also have some extra end of Pre season awards today.
-We do??
-Yes, we do! The first one goes to the Slamhounds who slammed all others with the big meat hammer and provieded the most meat!
And the second goes to the Elders for so generously letting the other teams gnaw of the meat from thier bones.
-We should also curse 2 teams to take an extra long walk down the horrible path of Damnation
!
-Yes you are correct.
To start the Robins who apperently have missunderstood how to please the Blood God and then the Soneros who defied the will of his bloodiness!

FLEEEEESSSHHHH....BBOOOONNNNNEEEE!!!!!!!

-On that thrilling note and to end this rant here are this weeks results!



SSOOONN TTHHHEEEERRRREE WWWWILLLL BBEEE MOOORRREEE

Week one of regular season

Dum!,dum!,Dum!,dum!,Dum!
-Bone what are you doing?
-I’am trying to induse a ominous feeling!!
-Well you are not doing a very good job and why would you try to do that?
-It’s the first week of the regular season!
-I know that so instead of being silly,can we get down to what really matters.
MEEEEEAAAAATTTTTT!!!!!!
-As you can hear his bloodiness is getting restless
-Okey, then here a…..
-The awards for the first week of the regular season!
We have a tie in the ”Meat of the week”
-That will make ”him” very happy
-Yes it will, the awards goes to Neil Lammare of the Harbourmasters and Kaptain Kaldo of the Baguettes
Who in turn offers 60 pieces of fish and chips
-Fish and chips???
-It’s a pun.
-I don’t get it.
-Anyway, moving on to ”Meal of the week” which is being served by the Arrows and there plate of BBQ hotdogs
-That one i get, lol.
-And the rusty refusing to start Mean Machines and the taking in water and sinking Harbourmasters are both being pushed down the path of damnation due to not being able to offer any meat at all.
-Here are the result from this week!
-Are you happy you got to say that?
-Yes!!!



LOOOOONNNNGGGG TTTTAAAASSSTTTYYYYY HOOOOTTTTT DDDDOOOOGGGGSSSSS, III WWAAAANNTTTT MOOORRREEE!!!

-you want some ketshup and mustard on them your higness?

YYYEEEEESSSSS!

Second week

ZZZZZZZZZ….ZZZZZZZZZZZ

-What is that sound….. Bone?????
-His bloodiness is sleeping!
-Aha…..I thought the whole abyss was crashing down!
-He was really pleased with this weeks meat delivery and got really full and fell asle….

ZZZZZZ…..ZZZZZ…ZZZZZ

-Well how are we supposed to present this weeks result??
-We have to do it fast!
-Okey then here we go
This wee….

ZZZ…..ZZZZZ…ZZZZZ…ZZZZ

-It’s getting worse hurry up
-Meat of the week is William Davis of the Soneros who filled his zzznoringness ”gigggle” up with 72 pieces
-Hope he didn’t here that…..

ZZZZZZZZ….ZZZZZZZZZZZZ

-He is deeply asleep
-Presenting this weeks Meal is the Harbourmasters who went fishing and got a very nice catch and is serving a exellent shark finsoup.
-And this weeks path of damnation is not very reasanoble as the lenghts have to take a very long walk.

ZZZ…..ZZZZZ…ZZZZZ…ZZZZ

-wouldn’t have said it better myself, here are this weeks result.



ZZZZZZ........ZZZZZZZZ..........ZZZZZZZZ...........ZZZZZZZZ

BOOOOOONNNNNEEEEEE……..FFFLLLEEEESSSSSSSHHHHHHH
-Run bone
-I am, as fast as i can, he sems really angry
-I don’t understand why, it’s not our fault that this was a low producing week
-Fast Flesh close the door
Slaaaamm!
-Phew i think we are safe for the moment
-Yea, he is to big to fit in her, i don’t think i’ve ever run as fast before
-Well as we have some time before his lord of damnation tear this whole place apart, it cou….
-Could be a good idea to get things on the way with this weeks awards!
- I was about to sa…..
-This weeks Meat of hopefully salvation for the two of us is once again Old Bob of the Fools this time with very smelling over rotten 78 pieces.
-Wow that is a new record!
-Sure is. Inviting to a meal this week is the Kings strait from the castle of splendor. And yes you might av guessed it is serving up a plate full of jesters.
-And we have a tie for the damnation path, No longer charging, but stuck in a tree are the Rhinos and the Slammers sliped
and the door hardly moved at all.

BBBBOOOOOOOONNNNEEEEEE……..FLLLEEEEEEESSSSHHHHHH……ROOOOOOYYYYYAAAAAALLLLL DDDDDIIIIINNNNNEEEERRRR!!!

-He seems a little happier!
-hope he stays that way, here are the result of this week.

Week 4

-Bone I have big news!!
-What, tell me, tell me!!!
-No
-Why not, you can’t just say something like that and then say No
-Offcourse i can, i decide what i wanna say or not say, anyway, next week you have to show up at this place!
-Where is that?
-I don’t know, but i’m sure you figure it out.
-You are so mean to me sometimes.
-Then i failed i aim to be mean all the time!
-blep!
-On that childish note we continue with this weeks awards.
Like a bent and broken Arrow that got lost in the woods, Ernest Wade is this weeks Hunting Trophy With 60 Wild game pieces.
-And we are visiting the senior citizens of the old folks home of the Elders as they serve up an early lunch.
-Good one bone!
-Thanks Flesh, i have an even better one!
-Lets hear it then.
-How the mighty will fall, the royals have abdicated the Kings are fleeing throw the sewers of damnation
-It was so so.
-Thank you Flesh!
-???....Um anyway here are the results of this week!



MMMYYYYYYY MMMMOOOUUUUUTTTHHHHH IIIIISSSSS WWAAAATTTTEEERRIIIINGGGG TTTTIIIMMEEEEE FFFOOOORRRR LUUNNNCCCCHHHH!!!!!!!!