I had just written out a witty, detailed post about everything that had transpired in the UEFLC since the last post, but accidentally pressed Escape and it cancelled everything.
Ahem.
Welcome to the now-traditional post-Week 15 issue of "Whatever happened to that UEFLC thing? Why do you think that a 444px x 3204px image is the best way to represent anything? And didn't you say you were going to overhaul the format?"
To which the answers are respectively, "It's a pain to update so I only do it twice a season; it isn't; and I say a lot of things, shut your noise"
Yes, my dear friends, I am here to provide you with both information and entertainment, although it is likely to be significantly less witty than the previous attempt on account of aforementioned murderous rage.
I would be remiss not to give the Hurlingham Herons closure for last season, so I can say that they accrued a 4-win streak, before dropping it in Preseason 2 to the Catastrophe by a sliver of a sliver.
Preseason is a fickle mistress, as can be demonstrated by 3 champions in 4 games, with only the Sicilians making a go of making something out of it, but they in turn, were made to be fools by Florence in Week 1 aka Preseason 5.
I have waited so long, my friends. So terribly long, since creating this belt, and I've never held it, and NOW IT'S MINE. UNLIMITED POWER! NO-ONE WILL EVER TAKE IT FROM ME, AHAHAHAHAHA
Wait, what are you doing, Shiiuga? I invited you to this league! Shiiuga. STAHP!
Well. You have made a powerful enemy this day.
The usurpatious Polish ankle-biters were not able to hold my belt for long and were punted into the long grass by the Screamers who did what they do best, going for a 6-win run streak before dropping the belt to our new AI overlords, who, in turn, lost in an absolutely devastating show of dominance by our other new owner, JB90 and his Cannoniers, who crushed the machineheads by 46 to 3.
We go into Week 16 with the Cannoniers facing against the Fiorentine who will be keen to get their hands on my belt again. YOU HEAR ME, POMERANIANS, MY BELT. MINE, but both teams are going to the 2030 post-season via the Fail Brigade playoffs, and so the 2030 Hyperelectrobowl will decide who carries the belt into 2031.
MY BELT.
Post-post-season update:
As all know, the Cannoniers took the belt to the final (despite referee interference, that ball was over the line) with the North Stars making it their own again after a hard-fought win against the newcomers.
Good season that one.
Last edited at 4/03/2024 4:54 am