2023 Bread Bowl
Winner: Cheesy Philly
Conan: Hello ladies, gentleman, and assorted creatures (**** these PC rules), I'm your host Conan the Barbarian O'Brien, here today with Phillip Crow.
Phillip: Glad to be he-
Conan: DON'T INTERRUPT ME YOU SWINE. ANOTHER BIRD BOY? WEIRD.
Phillip: I'm sorry Co-
Conan: I WASN'T FINISHED. STOP SQUAWKING. LOL - that's what they say these days right? ANYWAYS, CO-HOSTS ARE A DIAMOND DOZEN, BUT THERE'S ONLY ONE CONAN THE BARBARIAN O'BRIEN. Let's continue, where was I? I'm here with BIRD BOY and we're reporting on the Bread Bowl.
silenceConan: IT'S YOUR TURN
Phillip: Th.. thank you Conan. Set to get revenge from the last Bread Bowl defeat, Philly trained all off-season - no break for the cheesers. The train-
Conan: HAH, cheesers, good one.
Phillip: yeah uh, the training seems to have paid off, extending through the second game of the season.
Conan: PHILLY LOST THE OH AM I LOUD? Philly lost the first two games of the season, because their guys were just too tired. But...
Phillip: But once they got rest-
Conan: BUT ONCE THEY GOT REST, they demolished everyone in their path, like real warriors. Obviously they aren't warriors like me, they are weak, I dare any of them to try to best me in combat. I will be in the parking lot at 5pm today if anyone wants to try.
Phillip: I don't think that's appropriate, Conan-
Conan: I DON'T THINK YOU'RE APPROPRIATE, BIRD BOY - LOL.
Phillip: You know, people don't actually say "lol" right?
Conan: ... HEY, PERSON WRITING THIS!
Editor: uhhhh.. yes?
Conan: Change his name to BIRD BOY - LOL **** I'm funny, change it to "Bird Boy".
Editor: What? I'm not doin-
Conan: NOW.
Bird Boy: Conan, that's absurd, no professional editor would do such a thing.
Bird Boy: Wait are you kidding? Seriously? You did it? You have no spine. I'm out of here.
Conan: If you leave that chair, YOU will have no spine. We will finish this broadcast Bird Boy... LOL.
Bird Boy: Where were we-
Conan: Philly demolished everyone.
Bird Boy: You already said that.
Conan: DON'T TALK TO ME ABOUT MY VOCABULARY. MY VOCABULARY IS DIVERSE. VERY DIVERSE. SO DIVERSE YOU WOULD BE SHOCKED. Philly DEMOLISHED the competition leading up to the showdown at the Bread Bowl.
Bird Boy:
I really don't know how he even spoke to the person writing this, I'm so confused, it makes no sense ... Yeah so we are at the second Bread Bowl, almost everything the same as last season. Can Philly do it, or will the Baguettes take home the soup vessel yet again?
Conan: WE ARE REPORTING AFTER IT HAPPENED BIRD BIDY lol WHY ARE YOU PRETENDING WE DON'T KNOW THE RESULTS?
Bird Boy: It's a common techniq-
Conan: PHILLY WON. THEY BEAT the Baguettes 19 to 6, a complete slaughter, something I'm familiar with.
Bird Boy: I'm out of here...
Conan: I TOLD YOU NOT TO LEAVE. SORRY TO THE PHILLY TEAM, I WILL BE AVAILABLE AT 5:01PM IN THE PARKING LOT. So that's the report. Philly DEMOLISHED the Baguettes like they demolished everyone else. BROADCAST OVER.
Broadcast cuts urgently
Last edited at 1/06/2023 5:32 am