Week 9, 2022Fromage has been really quiet today. Coach yelled at him a lot, I heard. I wasn't there to see it because I got my foot broke when playing football but apparently coach said it was Fromage who was to blame for me getting hit in my foot. The funny thing is it wasn't my foot that got hit! I know right! I was looking to see if Flashy was ready to catch the ball but I couldn't see him, I then looked for Crash and I couldn't see him either, I also couldn't see Frank and that's when I got hit in the arm when I was running but my foot broke.
It SUPER hurt. Like a lot. I was on the floor in massive amounts of pain and the doctor came and said I was a brave solider and he gave me a lollypop that tasted funny and that's all I remember. The fat man from the Lion who hit me was trying to be nice before the doctor came over he leaned in and said "
welcome to Electrosports, choker" really loud because the crowd was very loud at that point. It was nice of him because that's the fun name that Big Rod and Tyrone gave me.
Anyway I was let out of the hospital with a big plastic thing on my foot. I asked coach if I was still going to be quarterback for the game this week and he said I should "
go run a lap of the field" and he'd let me know. So I started to do the running. I was still in my jimjam bottoms because my normal pants don't fit over my new plastic shoe and that made it really hard to run but I did do the lap in about 2 hours and then coach had gone.
I watched the game with me in it and it was really funny because Frank and Crash and Flashy wasn't even playing when I was looking for them. It was also super fun to see Gaz Rubber try to be the quarterback because we is a catcher not a thrower and he wasn't very good.
The doctor said I should not dress for practise but there's no way I am going to the rehearsal ground with my winkie out. They are still making fun of me for when I did it last time.
Last edited at 8/30/2022 4:43 am