The Meathouse Grinder Week 1-What do you mean no list of injuries Flesh? Why not?
-Well Bone things like that have been done so many times, so i thought that we should do something different.
-Why change something that work?
-Why not, Sometimes you have to change to stay ahead of the times and keep things interesting
-But i have the list done and worked really hard on it.
-Yeah yeah stop your crying, i have made up my mind, if anyone wanna se the list thay can ask for it.
-So what are we gonna do instead?
-Come on Bone, we already said that we will every week focus on the team in each division with the highest injury count, so that is why we still need the list.
-So i haven’t done it in vain then.
-Offcourse not, your contribution is verymuch needed, no leave the actual important stuff to me.
-But, but……
-You can make some comment now and then i promise, Now back to what i was talking about before i was interupted. In the first wee the team with the total highest injry count will be featured ”only injuries listed are counted”, after that the team that have increased the most will be the one featured.
-Okey i get it.
-Good, So lets begin
*sidenote , i count Questionable and higher as unavailible, i know that there are owners who play them so sue meBad CompanyNorthRobinsWith 5 injuries in their first game and one Serius on Joey Forearms
Adding to the previus injuries the Robins have 4 players unavailible for the next game, including
C Jeromy Legette who we will not se for a long time with a severly crushed Knee
East
Violent VerminsJust 5 minor injuries in the first game, the Vermins only have one player out for the next game that is MLB John Fox who tore of his foot in pre-season game 3
South
North Stars3 injuries added for the North Stars , with DT Stanley Ray out for the next game with a trampled Foot, also out is DT Larry Coley , seems there is a DT shortage in Stockholm.
West
LengthsThe team that top the total injury list suffered 5 injuries in the first game, hardest hit was Edward Keillor with a leg almost torn off, this adds up to a total of 6 players that will watch the next game from the sideline.
Fail Brigade
North
ParisThe coach of the team from the french capital have to wonder what hit them in the first game as they suffered 7 injuries with 4 of them out for the next game Titti Supertonic ”Leg” joins Firenze Wittbenefitz ”Arm”on the not back for a while list, this adds up to 6 players in the stands the next game.
East
PhoenixThe power fo the bird of reseraction is really needed with 7 injuries in the first game but only 2 out for the next game with Terri Partisan in hospital having to sew back his hand , in total 4 players will sit out the next game ”not that bad”
South
KingsOnly 2 injuries in the first game, but Dwayne Bedlam will have problem walking with that foot of his 3
8 players on the injury list and 3 of them out for the next game
West
WildcatsArnold Winans are still out on the field crawling around looking for his leg and with 6 new injuries in the first game with two unavailable for the next game adding to the previus 2 the Wildcats didn’t have a really good start to the season.
-Now you might wonder which team coused the most injuries well you don’t have to wait any longer since Bone will tell you
-The most damage coused by any team was
The Wildcats who used claws and teeth against the unsuspecting vine drinkers from
ParisSo this is how the Meatgrinder will look this season, i hope this will be pleasing to potensial readers.
Last edited at 5/16/2023 11:36 am